Lie about yourself.

Tight_Fit · March 2014

I'm a crazy cat lady.

SalemBoSox88 · March 2014

I am a tattoo artist who lives on sushi

AthleticForties_wechanged · March 2014

I come here strictly to track my food and exercise. #bigfatlie

MysteriousLdy · March 2014

I am not a tease

xsmilexforxmex · April 2014

I am SUPER active on my days off.:noway:

avemaryama · April 2014

I wrestled a polar bear for a maple log, he was impressed with my grappling skills. We bonded over poutine. I now have a pet bear.

EricJonrosh · April 2014

I am asleep right now because I have to get up in 4 hrs. :ohwell:

kagevf · April 2014

just hate it when women twerk during ZUMBA

PatheticNoetic · April 2014

I love you all.

BobbiTracey · April 2014

I once killed a man for a taco.

I've done worse for a taco!

Please, you can't post a comment like that and not explain!

TX_Rhon · April 2014

I weigh everything all the time, I am doing a detox cleanse - as you read this - and I am waiting for Keto to set in any moment!!

Wait for it..............wait for it..............

TheRoadDog · April 2014

I'm hung like a hamster.

asaw00 · April 2014

I have so much motivation I am unstoppable!

bigbarnold · April 2014

I love not being able to work upper body due to a torn bicep ligament! It's just GREAT!!

s4naz · April 2014

I was never a fan of Madonna

FindingAmy77 · April 2014

I am 29:drinker:

robinerikson · April 2014

I don't exercise everyday because it's useless.

kmkgurl · April 2014

I HATE VIDEO GAMES

Macgeek74 · April 2014

Im great with directions

sdbeachbum · April 2014

I eat fast food everyday

Lie about yourself.

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