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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    For the network geeks among us, there is this:

    I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
  • hekate89
    hekate89 Posts: 28 Member
    Commenting to find it later! I'll be back=D
  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
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  • tomaspetro
    tomaspetro Posts: 1,508 Member
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    There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

    There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    First Law of Thermodynamics: You can't win.

    Second Law of Thermodynamics: You can't break even.

    Third Law of Thermodynamics: You can't stop playing.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    In so i can see all of these later when im not at work. Totally stoked.
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

    He's 0K now.
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
  • aNewYear123
    aNewYear123 Posts: 279 Member
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    Damn n00bs....

    while ( $me ) {
    $myLove++;
    }

    ^^ This was my first thought too...
  • jennadelane
    jennadelane Posts: 121 Member
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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    For the physics geeks among us:

    Two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first?

    The one with the lowest mew.
  • AmykinsCatfood
    AmykinsCatfood Posts: 599 Member
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    This video legit make me LOL for 10 minutes the first time I saw it.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    For our Latin geeks we have this:

    A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.

    "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

    The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    According to Sigmund Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

    Fünf.
  • doowop713
    doowop713 Posts: 268 Member
    So glad I visited this thread!
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • DoctorMcCoy10
    DoctorMcCoy10 Posts: 101 Member
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    This just made me ridiculously happy :happy:
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    So I found this little cutie with a caption that says "To LARP or not to LARP"

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  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    Answering "no" to liking the Guide to the Galaxy leading you directly to the "do you have any redeeming qualities" hahahahahahaha.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
    So I found this little cutie with a caption that says "To LARP or not to LARP"

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    MY EYES!!!! They BURN!!!
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, that's a hardware problem.

    How many tech support engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Well sir, we have an exact copy of the lightbuld here, and it seems to be working fine.
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
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