Most embarrassing thing you're willing to admit

1356

Replies

  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    I once got busy in a burger king bathroom

    Humpty-Hump.jpg

    (not really)
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    I know there are worse ones, but I've blocked them from my conscious memory. All I can come up with at the moment is tucking my skirt in at the bathroom at work and walking back to my desk, chatting with a male co-worker for a while just to turn around and give him a peek of *kitten*-cheek. He was gentleman enough to point it out whilst looking beet red and at the floor for me.
  • brayman1701
    brayman1701 Posts: 76 Member
    I watched the rebecca black youtube video more than once
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    You may or may not catch me at times watching "Say yes to the dress."
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    I wanted to be Zack Morris and be in the Zack Attack. Friends forever....lol
  • lLionMindl
    lLionMindl Posts: 76 Member
    I like dancing to Michael Jackson...
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    Meeting with an important client, nice fitted dark suit, fly down, probably gave her a nice view of the tennis ball green boxer brief clad package (thanks Under Armour and your "lifting" support). Closed the deal though!
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    *Edited to remove lousy double post
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    bad mouthing my boss to a co-worker, then turning around to see him behind me!
  • BootCampCrazy
    BootCampCrazy Posts: 53 Member
    My daughter had constipation issues as an infant. The doctor told us to put in a suppository. a few seconds after inserting it, she sneezed and the poo shot out right splat in hubbys face. I was dying laughing! I told my dad the story and he still calls him ****head to this day! ;P
  • finallylean
    finallylean Posts: 553 Member
    I think about sex more than an average male.
  • VoodooSyxx
    VoodooSyxx Posts: 297
    My son had a tantrum on a plane once and threw his sippy cup, hitting this lady sitting in front of us square on the back of the head. I don't know if I have ever been so mortified. Worst. Parent. Ever.

    I don't tell this story ever- it's too embarrassing.

    Does it make me a terrible person that I can't stop laughing about this? I wouldn't be all that embarrassed. She probably had it comin
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    I cannot swim.
  • ImaWaterBender
    ImaWaterBender Posts: 516 Member
    I sucked my thumb well into my teens. It was soothing.
  • BrittanyNet
    BrittanyNet Posts: 2 Member
    Sorry in advance, this is gross! When I was a young kid, we were stuck in a traffic jam, like a 5 hour backed up traffic jam. I'm lactose-intolerant and ended up sick. Mom had to take me over to the shoulder of the highway where I just, er, went everywhere, with like hundreds of car watching. To make matters worse, they had to clean up my mess with something, and we didn't just carry toilet paper on us, so they went for the coloring books. I remember crying, "not that one, not the princess one" because I didn't want it destroyed. Then it was such an ordeal my mom just started vomiting. This was the most mortifying experience of my life, but I was like 6 so it doesn't bother me really. I remember it very clearly though! :embarassed:
  • ImaWaterBender
    ImaWaterBender Posts: 516 Member
    That's so sad. I'm sorry that you were ill. I'm not able to process dairy either. I can relate. My kids are all the same or they were as little ones.
  • naturesfinest4688
    naturesfinest4688 Posts: 117 Member
    I pee everytime I do jumping jacks ..lol
  • MsJulesRenee
    MsJulesRenee Posts: 1,180 Member
    I love TLC :) The TV channel. I can't get enough of it! The only show I don't watch is Honey Boo-Boo because they are just...gross.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    Ripped shorts doing deep squats.

    done that. gym wasnt that busy tho so no one noticed. i just packed up and left.
  • MissInfiniti
    MissInfiniti Posts: 142 Member
    I peed my pants. I drank a gallon of unsweet tea. Halfway home from work I had to go so bad I ran into McDonalds and barely made it. By the time I was down the road from my street I had to go just as bad. Made it to my house, to the driveway, to the door.... typed in the door code and hit a wrong number! It takes the longest 30 seconds to let me enter a code again. As soon as I saw it flash red my bladder gave up all hope and just let it run.

    It gets worse.

    Didn't want to step into my house with piddle legs, so I peered around... it was dark out. Apparently I didn't notice that my two neighbors were on their porch watching the whole thing while I removed my shoes and pants. I don't wear underwear. He's a cop and made me do a sobriety test.
  • kingscrown
    kingscrown Posts: 615 Member
    OK now we're talking.
  • MsJulesRenee
    MsJulesRenee Posts: 1,180 Member
    MissInfiniti - Your story made me laugh! :)
  • kingscrown
    kingscrown Posts: 615 Member
    While sitting on the toilet at JC Penneys my 3 yr old daughter opened the stall door and wouldn't close it. The door to the store had been propped wide open. So.... everyone in the store could see me. Fortunately I was wearing a longish dress which I threw over my now crossed legs. People would stop and look at me smiling with my legs crossed and then would realize I'm sitting on a toilet and would look away. Meanwhile, I was trying to get my little daughter to close the stall door. Nope the little **** wouldn't close it. When I was ahem... done. I just stood up and closed the door so I could properly dress myself in privacy.
  • seismicmuffin
    seismicmuffin Posts: 160 Member
    I think I was in 7th grade. my math teacher would call kids up and have them do a contest 1v1. Who could answer the multiplication question the fastest, the first person to ring the bell got to give the answer. I got called up and I swear the question was "what is 8x6?". I rang the bell, and then...I...just...froze. Mouth open, blank stare at my 30+ classmates. My face probably turned purple. Worst part was I knew the answer lol just couldn't get my mouth to work. I still have nightmares about that....I'm sure there are plenty more examples of my social difficulties but I have suppressed a good number of them. lol
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
    You guys reminded me of something. Whenever I cough too much, I throw up. I was in Macy's and coughed so much I threw up in my mouth. I literally had to hold it in until I walked outside. I puked into a trash can right outside of a restaurant with a bunch of people outside and I just walked away like nothing happened. Lol
  • krisjackson31105
    krisjackson31105 Posts: 160 Member
    MissInfiniti ur cute so I bet the neighbors had a field day with that one.I understand the logic tho kinda.Didn't want to leave a pissy trail lol.
    Well mine is I drove trucks about 4 or 5 years ago and I ate a mexican food we left and couple of hours later I had to crap really bad and I crapped all over my self so I stopped at the nearest rest stop and brought an extra pair of pants and underwear and I changed my clothes and left my underwear and pants in the trash can.Worst times ever.In a big rig truck u cannot stop anywhere.If u have to go u better hold it well that time I could not.Good thing my trainer was asleep all this time and did not know about it.For some reason driving big rig trucks messed my stomach up after I ate certain things.anyways hopefully this wont make ya'll think less of me.
  • RobinAlexader
    RobinAlexader Posts: 196 Member
    I at one point in time posted some NSFW pictures on reddit..and my best friends younger brother found them and even messaged me asking about them...mentioned that he had always had a crush on me and asked if we could be friends with benefits. It was horrible.
  • VoodooSyxx
    VoodooSyxx Posts: 297
    MissInfiniti ur cute so I bet the neighbors had a field day with that one.I understand the logic tho kinda.Didn't want to leave a pissy trail lol.
    Well mine is I drove trucks about 4 or 5 years ago and I ate a mexican food we left and couple of hours later I had to crap really bad and I crapped all over my self so I stopped at the nearest rest stop and brought an extra pair of pants and underwear and I changed my clothes and left my underwear and pants in the trash can.Worst times ever.In a big rig truck u cannot stop anywhere.If u have to go u better hold it well that time I could not.Good thing my trainer was asleep all this time and did not know about it.For some reason driving big rig trucks messed my stomach up after I ate certain things.anyways hopefully this wont make ya'll think less of me.

    This totally reminded me of an incident when I was a teenager. My dad was a truck driver and sometimes during the summer I'd ride with him for a few weeks. So this one time I really had to pee and we couldn't stop. My dad is like, just go back in the sleeper and pee in a bottle. I get about halfway through and he hits the brakes to mess with me. I went flying through the curtain and up into the windshield with my junk in my hand and peed all over myself. My dad was a ****.
  • krisjackson31105
    krisjackson31105 Posts: 160 Member
    That sucks.I had that happen to me but I was getting ready for bed and my trainer had to break and I went flying into the dashboard he was like hey get out of the way I have to change gears lol.We had a laugh about it lol.My fear was what happened to u voodoo.Ur dad sounds like a *kitten* lol.I would have been pissed.

    Birdie that is not that bad unless the guy was real young lol.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    I peed my pants. I drank a gallon of unsweet tea. Halfway home from work I had to go so bad I ran into McDonalds and barely made it. By the time I was down the road from my street I had to go just as bad. Made it to my house, to the driveway, to the door.... typed in the door code and hit a wrong number! It takes the longest 30 seconds to let me enter a code again. As soon as I saw it flash red my bladder gave up all hope and just let it run.

    It gets worse.

    Didn't want to step into my house with piddle legs, so I peered around... it was dark out. Apparently I didn't notice that my two neighbors were on their porch watching the whole thing while I removed my shoes and pants. I don't wear underwear. He's a cop and made me do a sobriety test.

    I have had something like this happen...

    I had just got home from working a late shift a couple of years ago and I had to pee so bad and on top of that I was tired as heck. I kept fumbling the keys because the porch light wasn't on and I was doing the potty dance on top of it and finally got so fustrated I droped my pants and peed by the bushes on the side of my house. Low and behold the fricking neighbor who never stays up passed 8 was up at 3 in the morning. He saw the whole thing, the guy looked like he got hit by a mack truck. I just laughed and went inside.

    I have never embarassed easily, probably because my dad was "one of those" dads. I can honestly say it takes a WHOLE lot to embarass me.

    Speaking of the plastic utensils, plastic/paper has been fine china in our family for generations, nothing like Hefty and Solo :laugh: When I was young, my bestie came over for the first time. Around dinner, my dad says that we were getting out the best fine china since she was eating over. Yeah, paper plates were used that night.

Categories