Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • NotJustADieter
    NotJustADieter Posts: 229 Member
    I couldn't keep up with her
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
    I needed more color in my life

    Was always weeping. I could not make her laugh. :ohwell:
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    She wanted to make me wear big pointy shoes and a hat with bells on

    I told you I wanted you to be an elf this time around damn it!!

    She was forever quoting me, word for word

    Dear Sir lets face it, this relationship is on again...off again....

    it just won't work!!

    You have your lifestyle wearing silly hats, and pointy shoes

    I have my lifestyle wearing silly hats, and pointy shoes...............

    I'm sorry let's makeup your perfect for me!!!!!!!!! :heart: :heart:

    Right then one last shot:love:

    @softncuddly She found out I was a bigamist
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    He kept landing on me
  • Full4Life
    Full4Life Posts: 172 Member
    He'd fallen and he couldn't get up.
  • cwtchme
    cwtchme Posts: 104 Member
    He would only give me a sideways glance
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    she never told me she was on the FBI's most wanted list
  • MrsJennaKwasniewski
    MrsJennaKwasniewski Posts: 204 Member
    He fell and broke his d*ck and I just can't handle that sort of thing
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    She had a potty mouth
  • MrsJennaKwasniewski
    MrsJennaKwasniewski Posts: 204 Member
    She had a potty mouth

    I just lol'd for real
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    He fell and broke his d*ck and I just can't handle that sort of thing

    Hey don't return him to me broken Damn it!!

    You have to pay for that!!
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    She sees everything in black and white...
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
    Too male for me!
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    @jz I don't like being moderated.
  • allybird2
    allybird2 Posts: 45
    he kept his glasses on during sex :P
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
    Always saying Peace... got tired of it
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    She sees everything in black and white...

    Hey I come in color too buddy, but at least your not screaming @ me, and making me cry anymore...LOL


    All you Chickadees stuck in the middle your all to darn good form me.... bottom line :tongue:
  • MrsJennaKwasniewski
    MrsJennaKwasniewski Posts: 204 Member
    I like turtles
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    @jz I don't like being moderated.

    @AriesNV Why don't we work something out? Less moderating and more liberating?:drinker:

    @MrsJenna Didn't share any purple baloons with me. I haz sadz...:grumble:
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    mas tequila!
  • glenmchale
    glenmchale Posts: 1,307 Member
    mas tequila!

    Dumped for knowing more español than me
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
    I regret it now!
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    won't share the tequila!
  • Full4Life
    Full4Life Posts: 172 Member
    Won't share her MEN!
  • glenmchale
    glenmchale Posts: 1,307 Member
    wouldnt share her toys
  • dragontattstef
    dragontattstef Posts: 2
    Had longer hair than me
  • glenmchale
    glenmchale Posts: 1,307 Member
    kept cutting my hair whilst i was sleeping
  • rebeccalee1986
    rebeccalee1986 Posts: 338
    Wears to many hats
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    I don't know but I'm pretty sure I regret it.
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    Wouldn't let me swing like a trapeze on his arms.
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