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Why did you dump the person above you?
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spent more time staring at his phone than at me!0
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couldnt put her legs behind her head
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too weird0
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didnt like to explore new things0
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unrealistic expectations0
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She was hanging with her peeps than she ate them!0
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Toilet paper roll under, not over! :grumble:0
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The way the toilet paper roll went was the only thing we agreed on.0
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Couldn't keep her mind out of the toilet0
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She never wore pants...0
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he shaved his facial hair off0
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he shaved his facial hair off
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Then we might get back together...LOL0
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She kept trying to get me to grow facial hair and try as I might, I couldn't.0
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She kept waxing her mustache and trying to tell me she couldn't grow facial hair. LIAR.0
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Oh I totally blew it. I was using her ice skates to cut up a steak and made her late to hockey practice.
...I also can't read post titles. She got made and threw away my Sesame Street action figure tray caddies. I had to let her go.0 -
He wouldn't play Freebird for me..0
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I got sick of playing Freebird!!!0
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The only song he knew was Freebird...0
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Kept calling my Firebird a Freebird.0
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He preferred his Firebird to my Camaro..... just wouldn't work.0
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too hairy (jk)0
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He was a dude...0
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Because apparently I was a waste of time!!
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Kept posting nude photos of me online without asking. I'm shaving my legs, get that camera out of the bathroom. Weirdo.0
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kept using my razors0
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He was a dude...0
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Played air guitar obsessively0
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She didn't enjoy air guitar.0
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She stole all my mini skirts.0
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