Why did you dump the person above you?

I could never get her to go for coffee with me

I can't legally drink

He never wanted to stay out late

I had my fill of basking.

She forced me out of the kitchen

She keeps borrowing my clothes without asking

For kicking the family cat up the *kitten* with enough power to propel it through the conservatory window at high speed.

N'awww, I thought you liked it when I bench-pressed you!

^ Couldn't handle the Princess of Power.

didn't spot me on bench

Far too serious!