Why did you dump the person above you?
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I told them an orgy wasn't a good idea0
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because he doesent think an orgy is a good idea0
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She kept trying to get me involved in orgies0
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She kept talking about orgies.0
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He wanted more than I had to offer.0
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he asked me to join0
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He needed to shave0
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She didn't like my stubble.0
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I said the same thing0
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He took all my almond butter0
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Never0
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I like almonds and butter. She likes almond butter. Not the same thing. It'll never work...0
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he kept screaming at me for no reason =\0
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She kept forcing me to cuddle0
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She ate all the butter.0
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He ran out of butter.0
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She kept making me buy her butter0
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I found out what the butter was for0
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She drank my starbucks latte
The caveman dragged me by my hair to his cave...then fell asleep...0 -
She made me drink her latte.
I'm lactose intolerant.0 -
I could never get her to go for coffee with me0
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she wanted coffee I wanted bourbon0
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I can't legally drink0
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Because I had to go home...0
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He never wanted to stay out late0
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She kept dragging me out when I just wanted to sit at home without pants.0
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I had my fill of basking.0
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She couldn't take the heat0
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She forced me out of the kitchen0
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