Why did you dump the person above you?
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I could never get her to go for coffee with me0
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she wanted coffee I wanted bourbon0
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I can't legally drink0
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Because I had to go home...0
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He never wanted to stay out late0
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She kept dragging me out when I just wanted to sit at home without pants.0
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I had my fill of basking.0
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She couldn't take the heat0
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She forced me out of the kitchen0
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My shirt is ruined0
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She keeps borrowing my clothes without asking0
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For not shagging after making out many times0
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For kicking the family cat up the *kitten* with enough power to propel it through the conservatory window at high speed.0
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She went all She-Ra on me0
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N'awww, I thought you liked it when I bench-pressed you!
^ Couldn't handle the Princess of Power.0 -
She thought she could bench press me... O.o0
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didn't spot me on bench0
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Laughed when I said I wanted to bench0
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Far too serious!0
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