Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    He refused to buy a fridge with an automatic ice maker. It is hot..we need ice!
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
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    She had icy fingers
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    He didn't like the thing I did with hot skin/Ice cube...melt. lmao!
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
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    She just did the same ole same ole....
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    He would just rollover and snore! :angry: :grumble:
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
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    She would punch me while I was asleep and then pretend she was sleeping.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    Cry baby!
  • mistyrainngurl
    mistyrainngurl Posts: 9
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    She judged me for crying :(
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
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    She would never take off that sweat shirt! :)
  • arscott94
    arscott94 Posts: 22 Member
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    Because I couldn't see his face behind the mask.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    She had twinkies around too much to set me up to fail.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    Because she only wanted Twinkies while I wanted donuts
  • liftmeup1
    liftmeup1 Posts: 373
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    She likes the Broncos.....<- deal breaker.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    He couldn't score a TD with me if he tried any harder...(kwim ladies , lol)
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
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    Clerical error. She was supposed to get the thin envelope.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    He wouldn't kiss me after I spent all day at the garlic festival.
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
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    I got tired of hearing random "Garlic Facts".
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
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    Kept all of the garlic facts to himself.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    read that as garlic farts! as for dumping her well she just wanted to collect all farts, and had too many JOS (Jars Of Stink)
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
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    Weirdo

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