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Intermittent Farting.
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you can get all of your farts in for the day in a matter of just mere moments. Before you go to bed, eat a bowl of lima beans and wash is all down with a full glass of milk. By morning you have 1 massive fart. Voila!! calories burnt for the entire day!!0
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Glad I could help you find this gem.0 -
Bump.0
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LMFAO!!!0
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Mixing a Monty Python "Quest for the Holy Grail" reference with a kitten... Gawd, I love the internet!!0 -
Refried Thread... It gets better each time!!0
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I guess this is Farts Friday!0
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Sure, why not!!I guess this is Farts Friday!0 -
OP is a quitter...what a looser0
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OP is a quitter...what a loser0
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OP is a quitter...what a loser
you can't edit a grammer nazi post...
and I bet you thought I didn't mispell grammar intentionally...0 -
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Holy crap! this thread is funny0
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It's been a while since this thread percolated to the surface.Holy crap! this thread is funny
Fire in the hole!!0 -
WOW! Not a good topic to come in the middle of. However, if it were me, I would not eat them back... :laugh:0
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oh man lol that is too goodI just sharted... Does that count as extra, or IF to failure?
That would be the "Leanstains" program right? I've heard a lot of interesting things about the results people are getting from their sharts.0 -
I tried a farting cleanse once- where you eat nothing but beans an broccoli for 3 straight days and clinch your but cheeks (to build up pressure) until the 4th day- during which you spend the entire day releasing the gas.
That day almost got me fired and divorced...0 -
home of a bunch of 12 yr olds....0
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It's Shart Week!0
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I see what you did there... :laugh:It's Shart Week!0 -
I was going to complain about thread necromancy until this one resurfaced... carry on then.0
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Is it ok to exercise in a farted state? I'm worried I'll feel woozy.
Ensure good ventilation in your exercise area. Do not take deep breaths.
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Did Dr. Oz put you up to this?0
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From what I've heard, much of what Dr. Oz has to say bears a grim resemblance to the subject of this thread, odourously speaking...Did Dr. Oz put you up to this?0 -
Scientifically there have been studies that being involved in intermittent farting can lead to a reduction in cancer risk.
Some say this might be exaggerated.
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/no-farts-dont-prevent-cancer-claims-dont-pass-smell-test-n1561360 -
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