Why did the person above you dump you?
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Did she?0
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cause I cheated on her0
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My eating bad food made him crazy.0
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i refused to wear pink0
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He dumped me because I stole his mom's recipes so I could cook his favorite meals and pretend like I was a good cook :sad: ...it's a long story...I still can't look at chicken parm without weeping....0
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She couldn't get along with my wife0
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I spent too much money on my lingerie0
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Didn't like my having interest in her large lingerie collection0
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He couldn't keep up with me at the gym.0
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I had better legs0
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He wouldn't dump me no matter how good his legs look0
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I lost their hoodie0
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I stole her glasses0
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Left me for my sister, which is weird, because I don't have a sister.0
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Cause Im fat0
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because im skinny0
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cause he realised my age0
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cuz i was a girl, lol and i dont date girls,, lol even do you purdy,,lol not my kind of meat, hahahaha0
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I lost track of what she was trying to stay0
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i wouldn't get a tattoo0
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She got tired of Obama's politics and took it out on me because I am her american boyfriend.0
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cause i didnt vote0
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Cause she said I was too silly...0
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because i hid his glasses but then lost my own so I couldnt find either0
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She kissed the neighbor at night thinking he was me0
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Because I wouldn't hold his hand when he was getting a tattoo0
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i colored in all his tattoos with when he was sleeping0
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Thought I was a guy0
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My lipstick ruined her sheets.0
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