Why did the person above you dump you?

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  • Anahita_Swims
    Anahita_Swims Posts: 4,127 Member
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    i wouldn't get a tattoo
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    She got tired of Obama's politics and took it out on me because I am her american boyfriend.
  • Anahita_Swims
    Anahita_Swims Posts: 4,127 Member
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    cause i didnt vote
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    Cause she said I was too silly...
  • srr728
    srr728 Posts: 549 Member
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    because i hid his glasses but then lost my own so I couldnt find either
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    She kissed the neighbor at night thinking he was me
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    Because I wouldn't hold his hand when he was getting a tattoo
  • srr728
    srr728 Posts: 549 Member
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    i colored in all his tattoos with when he was sleeping
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    Thought I was a guy
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    My lipstick ruined her sheets.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    Her husband didn't like her in my bed
  • TyphonRex
    TyphonRex Posts: 79 Member
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    It all started going downhill after the bank heist in Raton, New Mexico...
  • Kaelakcr
    Kaelakcr Posts: 505 Member
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    I wouldn't help him sack and pillage a small country.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    She thought my singing was awful.
  • Angee_B
    Angee_B Posts: 21 Member
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    Because I did help him sack nd pillage a small country...

    "Gee Brain...what are we goin to do tomorrow night"...."same thing we do every nite pinky, try to take over the world"
  • Angee_B
    Angee_B Posts: 21 Member
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    Cuz she types faster then me...damn...
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    She disliked mytypos.
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
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    She consulted a Ouija board, an oracle, tarot cards, mummified bones of a two-headed snake, the entrails of a virgin yak slaughtered at the last stroke of midnight and Dear Abby. They all agreed we should part ways.

    I don't believe Dear Abby was being sincere. She always had it in for me.
  • aurorareigns
    aurorareigns Posts: 167
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    They dumped me cause they thought I was eating less than 1200 calories
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
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    She didn't like my reaction when she presented me with a cross-stitch that read "you're fair to middling".

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