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    Single and Want to Be

    Posts: 3,473 Member
    edited March 3 in Chit-Chat
    Get off my lawn.
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    • Posts: 737 Member
      Get off my lawn.
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      But, but you told me that I was special and that you loved my baby arm.
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
      I wouldn't have to be on your lawn if you'd just let me in!! LOVE ME!!!!
    • Posts: 733 Member
      *does cartwheels across your lawn*

      (nicely manicured lawn by the way.. did you do yard work this weekend?)
    • Posts: 1,618 Member
      Nobody even likes your lawn. All the neighborhood kids call you Lawn Nazi.

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    • Posts: 1,456 Member
      You need a hug OP?
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      Get off my lawn.
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      So you like your meat a little chard?
      *runs to fire up the grill*
    • Posts: 4,301 Member
      I do not believe the OP likes her lawn; hence the jungle gym pic where she 'dare not touch the green yard'. . . . .
    • Posts: 2,893 Member
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      Just the way I like it ^_^
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    • Posts: 344 Member
      I WANNA BE SINGLE D:
    • Posts: 3,194 Member
      Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
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    • Posts: 344 Member
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      Lies. She ate him.
    • Posts: 2,403 Member
      Get off my lawn.

      Lawn... is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
      Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

      This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
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      This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
      Statistics also show that people in relationships get way more laid than those that are single.
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      This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

      I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
    • Posts: 3,473 Member
      Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

      Um WHAT?!
    • Posts: 7,010 Member
      Get off my lawn.
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      I heard you didn't have a lawn.
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
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      I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

      I :heart: town sluts! They're people too, you know. Stop the slut shaming!
    • Posts: 3,194 Member
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      Um WHAT?!

      Guys dont have to chat up a girl to get some or buy drinks to hopefully she goes home with him and girls dont have to worry about the awkward morning afters
    • Posts: 1,618 Member
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      I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

      They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.
    • Posts: 3,194 Member
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      I :heart: town sluts! They're people too, you know. Stop the slut shaming!

      hey nothing against them, one of my friends loves the cucumber a little too much and has been around a few towns more than once, I just prefer not to catch anything
    • Posts: 733 Member
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      I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

      Err... What?!
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      :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 4,585 Member
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      They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

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    • Posts: 2,694 Member
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      This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

      ^^ this ;) And the OP is a hottie!
    • Posts: 3,194 Member
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      Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you
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