Single and Want to Be

srslybritt · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

Trap?

Newsflash honey...you are using the wrong bait.

Dentata?

DBoone85 · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

Last bold is regards to the quote above it.

I feel so special. Reading it more than once and then taking the time out to bold it..oh sigh

You two should hook it up. Doc is awesome, and has no STD's. I made him take a screening before I did him.

Laurenloveswaffles · August 2014

What the hell did I just read?

rebalee8 · August 2014

I'm confused on how this town slut thing works.

Is it like Highlander "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" And we have to cut the heads off our rivals? Because I really need to invest in a good sword if this is the case (not to mention start watching my back).

Is it a competition like Survivor? In which case, I really have to step up my game, as DC is a tough environment.

Or can there be more than one?

Docmahi · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

Last bold is regards to the quote above it.

I feel so special. Reading it more than once and then taking the time out to bold it..oh sigh

you are too kind sir

you are super special :DD

devil_in_a_blue_dress · August 2014

What the hell did I just read?

People who are single by choice lack Vitamin D.

Vortex_ConQueso · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

If you're laying the trap, make sure it's latex-free. 'Cause you know...allergic.

srslybritt · August 2014

I'm confused on how this town slut thing works.

Is it like Highlander "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" And we have to cut the heads off our rivals? Because I really need to invest in a good sword if this is the case (not to mention start watching my back).

Is it a competition like Survivor? In which case, I really have to step up my game, as DC is a tough environment.

Or can there be more than one?

I like you.

Docmahi · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

Last bold is regards to the quote above it.

I feel so special. Reading it more than once and then taking the time out to bold it..oh sigh

You two should hook it up. Doc is awesome, and has no STD's. I made him take a screening before I did him.

we didnt just do it danni - we made sweet sweet emotionally connecting love

eels4peels · August 2014

DBoone85 · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

Last bold is regards to the quote above it.

I feel so special. Reading it more than once and then taking the time out to bold it..oh sigh

You two should hook it up. Doc is awesome, and has no STD's. I made him take a screening before I did him.

we didnt just do it danni - we made sweet sweet emotionally connecting love

Yeah, until the condom gave me that terrible itchy rash. Oh, you were not wearing a condom. My bad, yo.

rml_16 · August 2014

I know a guy who rather watch porn then try to find someone.

Well, sure, because if you wait until after you've watched the porn, you can engage your brain instead of your genitalia.

shankasaurus · August 2014

Apparently since I'm single and perfectly happy about it I have no sex drive and it takes effort to get laid. Good to find these things out. What would I do without some random internet stranger telling me how my life works.

It takes effort to get laid? I think she's doing it wrong.

yopeeps025 · August 2014

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I know a guy who rather watch porn than try to find someone.
edit to change then to than

Well, sure, because if you wait until after you've watched the porn, you can engage your brain instead of your genitalia.

edit first quote

salembambi · August 2014

yea how dare someone find mama june appealing & worthy of love

smh :huh:

rml_16 · August 2014

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I know a guy who rather watch porn than try to find someone.
edit to change then to than

Well, sure, because if you wait until after you've watched the porn, you can engage your brain instead of your genitalia.

edit first quote

But it was funnier the other way.

rml_16 · August 2014

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yea how dare someone find mama june appealing & worthy of love

smh :huh:

I have to admit, I have only watched about 2 minutes of this show ever, out of curiosity. And she was talking about her daughter having a baby as a teenager and how she felt about it and it kind of made me cry.

El_Cunado · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

Qft.

yopeeps025 · August 2014

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I know a guy who rather watch porn than try to find someone.
edit to change then to than

Well, sure, because if you wait until after you've watched the porn, you can engage your brain instead of your genitalia.

edit first quote

But it was funnier the other way.

Yeah it was. It takes the edge off too LOL.

silver_arrow3 · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

I'm getting a serial killer/black widow vibe from this one.

SrMaggalicious · August 2014

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This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

Megan101792 · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

I'm getting a serial killer/black widow vibe from this one.

I do work in healthcare and have access to drugs and chemicals that would make someone disappear....just saying....but I prefer the messy way. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Megan101792 · August 2014

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This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

Oh everyone knows about that....

doorki · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

I... what??????

Latex free condoms are not necessarily sheep skin.

But more expensive. I've done my research. Compared to latex, they break more often, run small, and can I just say, decreases sensation too?
I've tried pretty much all of them and yeah, with any type of protection, I get itchy no matter what, among other things that some require a hospital visit and epi shot in a certain area

Are you sure that you are not allergic to the spermicide or other things in the lubricant?

Megan101792 · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

I... what??????

Latex free condoms are not necessarily sheep skin.

But more expensive. I've done my research. Compared to latex, they break more often, run small, and can I just say, decreases sensation too?
I've tried pretty much all of them and yeah, with any type of protection, I get itchy no matter what, among other things that some require a hospital visit and epi shot in a certain area

Are you sure that you are not allergic to the spermicide or other things in the lubricant?

I'll keep on dishing out the free information. I'm not. Tried with and without. Either way, its bad

usmcmp · August 2014

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This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

Oh everyone knows about that....

My question is, why? My friends list couldn't tell you anything at all about my sex life. Not because I'm prude, but because what's going on in my bedroom (as you put it) is nobody's business but mine.

doorki · August 2014

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Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you

I... what??????

Latex free condoms are not necessarily sheep skin.

But more expensive. I've done my research. Compared to latex, they break more often, run small, and can I just say, decreases sensation too?
I've tried pretty much all of them and yeah, with any type of protection, I get itchy no matter what, among other things that some require a hospital visit and epi shot in a certain area

Are you sure that you are not allergic to the spermicide or other things in the lubricant?

I'll keep on dishing out the free information. I'm not. Tried with and without. Either way, its bad

Perhaps the sperm or the other excreta?

rml_16 · August 2014

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This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

Oh everyone knows about that....

I now know more about your sex life than my best friend of 36 years' sex life. But it's no one's business ...

SrMaggalicious · August 2014

O.o

Megan101792 · August 2014

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This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

Oh everyone knows about that....

My question is, why? My friends list couldn't tell you anything at all about my sex life. Not because I'm prude, but because what's going on in my bedroom (as you put it) is nobody's business but mine.

Because telling people you are allergic to latex isn't saying much, I don't think. All i've said is that its itchy, nothing more. Everyone else has jumped to conclusions to other things. And hey, its mfp and I work in healthcare. Want me to tell you some of the things Ive ran into or the stories Ive been told?

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