Why did the person above you dump you?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · August 2014

She thought I was a stalker

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

I confronted him about his stalking problem

Phoenix__Rising · August 2014

She brought home onion rings .. I couldn't resist them. So I ate them all!

Rocket_Man44 · August 2014

She couldn't handle my heat !

Phoenix__Rising · August 2014

My deodorant failed.:|

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

Apparently he was too hot for me!

Rocket_Man44 · August 2014

My deodorant failed.:|

LMFAO !

NurseGetHealthy216 · August 2014

I couldn't lift heavy enough for him

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

I only had four tats!

MichelleV1990 · August 2014

I have more tats than she does.

Chalk_Slinger · August 2014

I have more tats than she does.

I kept fixing my hair in her mirrored sunglasses and using them to peep other women!

MichelleV1990 · August 2014

I have more tats than she does.

I kept fixing my hair in her mirrored sunglasses and using them to peep other women!

Rofl!!! That's a good one!

He had too many other women.

Groovyca2022 · August 2014

She was a raider fan...hating on my Broncos

Ump78 · August 2014

Fear

Groovyca2022 · August 2014

I hated when he made ump calls in the bedroom!...(and wtf you mean "time-out") lol..

mrfreestyle · August 2014

She think I have a death wish with my lightning obsession

MichelleV1990 · August 2014

She was a raider fan...hating on my Broncos

Ooo, so close! My high school team was the Rayders!

He didn't like my obsession with mermaids.

ibafishinfool · August 2014

I was allergic to mermaids. (and unicorns)

SuperKamiTasha · August 2014

because i love unicorns lol

liftnlove_ · August 2014

My pet Chimera mangled her unicorn.

It happens...

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