I'm taking juicing to a new level, and you should too!

Chaotic_Weevil
Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
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Hi guys.

I just wanted to take a minute to talk about my new method for preparing food that decreases the calories and increases the nutrients by a factor of 10.

Everyone knows that juicing vastly improves the nutritional value of food. By pulverising your fruit and vegetables you activate the super nutrients inside the food and smashing the food up burns some of the existing calories in the food (this is basic physics, you have to expend energy to perform work)

We also know that juicing detoxes you because juice washes your insides. Some people rely on their kidneys and liver to remove toxins from their body, but those people put too much blind faith in biology and not enough in nature.

So, I've decided to research new ways to enhance the power of juicing, and I have found something even better!

'Gassing" is a new technique I have found to get the best nutritional power from your food at the lowest calorie cost! I start by just burning all my produce. Just set it all on fire.

Now you stand over the produce and breathe in the smoke. This allows the nutrients in the food to form "power molecules" which provide more nutrition than any other food.

It will also leave you very full. Basic science says that Solids (boo!) have a pre-existing shape. Liquids conform to the shape of the vessel they are held in, and Gasses (Yay!) spread out to fill all the space they enter. Therefore, l gases will fill up your entire stomach! You won't be hungry again.

I'm happy to answer any questions or suggestions you might have
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  • __Bad_Leroy
    __Bad_Leroy Posts: 242
    *Grabs popcorn
  • 55044TeamJoy
    55044TeamJoy Posts: 134 Member
    I was expecting a thread about Winny.
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
    *Grabs popcorn

    Popcorn does not work well for gassing, I can keep trying though and get back to you
  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
    :heart:

    Thread of the Day Award.
  • 55044TeamJoy
    55044TeamJoy Posts: 134 Member
    Is this a serious thread? Someone needs to take a chemistry class.
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    This thread is double rainbow beautiful
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
    Is this a serious thread? Someone needs to take a chemistry class.

    I'll have you know that I have taken many classes and am aware of the concept of chemistry, it is the founding principal behind gassing. You probably just don't understand the science
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    That's amazing!! I'm so excited about this new development!
  • 55044TeamJoy
    55044TeamJoy Posts: 134 Member
    'Gassing" is a new technique I have found to get the best nutritional power from your food at the lowest calorie cost! I start by just burning all my produce. Just set it all on fire.

    Now you stand over the produce and breathe in the smoke. This allows the nutrients in the food to form "power molecules" which provide more nutrition than any other food.

    This is pure gold.
  • LifeOfBrian78
    LifeOfBrian78 Posts: 397 Member
    LOLz
  • tabicatinthehat
    tabicatinthehat Posts: 329 Member
    GO SCIENCE!
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
    That's amazing!! I'm so excited about this new development!

    And so you should be. Gassing also causes the power molecules to enter your naso-cranial areas more easily and unlock many different capabilities in your brain
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    That's amazing!! I'm so excited about this new development!

    And so you should be. Gassing also causes the power molecules to enter your naso-cranial areas more easily and unlock many different capabilities in your brain

    I love new capabilities in my brain!!!
  • LifeOfBrian78
    LifeOfBrian78 Posts: 397 Member
    That's amazing!! I'm so excited about this new development!

    And so you should be. Gassing also causes the power molecules to enter your naso-cranial areas more easily and unlock many different capabilities in your brain

    Like this?

    firefly_icankillyou.gif
  • 55044TeamJoy
    55044TeamJoy Posts: 134 Member
    That's amazing!! I'm so excited about this new development!

    And so you should be. Gassing also causes the power molecules to enter your naso-cranial areas more easily and unlock many different capabilities in your brain

    Carbon Monoxide will do great things to you brain.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    You're not the boss of me
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
    'Gassing" is a new technique I have found to get the best nutritional power from your food at the lowest calorie cost! I start by just burning all my produce. Just set it all on fire.

    Now you stand over the produce and breathe in the smoke. This allows the nutrients in the food to form "power molecules" which provide more nutrition than any other food.

    This is pure gold.

    That it is! It may sound too good to be true but I am living proof. If that is not enough for you I also have many diagrams.
  • 55044TeamJoy
    55044TeamJoy Posts: 134 Member
    I would love to see a diagram.
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
    I would love to see a diagram.

    It is very complex science I do no think you would comprehend it
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    I juiced a Quarterpounder with cheese, large fries and a hot apple pie last night, and it went from 2200 calories to 1150, and most of the trans fats just disappeared. I am going to try to juice a chocolate chip cookie dough cheesecake tonight.....
  • 55044TeamJoy
    55044TeamJoy Posts: 134 Member
    I would love to see a diagram.

    It is very complex science I do no think you would comprehend it

    I am not worthy.
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    Every time I hear the word "juicing" I think of the dang Gor novels.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Sooooo you are saying that we can smoke our food......when I smoke "natrual herbs"....it give me the munchies
  • Velum_cado
    Velum_cado Posts: 1,608 Member
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Haha, love it.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Now you stand over the produce and breathe in the smoke. This allows the nutrients in the food to form "power molecules" which provide more nutrition than any other food.
    What if you did this with some non food items? Say, like grass?
  • jigsawxyouth
    jigsawxyouth Posts: 308 Member
    When I hear or see "gassing", I immediately think of this:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gassing_(prison_slang)






    (I watch a lot of Locked Up)
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    I wasn't convinced until I saw her diagram but now I am a believer!!
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
    I would love to see a diagram.

    It is very complex science I do no think you would comprehend it

    I am not worthy.

    Here are some diagrams from my dossier. Please be aware that they are copyrighted
    http://imgur.com/WpVk50u
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    You win the interwebs for the day

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