Pooping at work

I love the idea of pooping at work. "I'm getting PAID to POOP!"

But I can rarely poo anywhere by my home base, unless it's an urgent, emergency situation.

Most of my jobs had a single toilet bathroom, not a multi-stall deal, so stealth wasn't necessary.

I work in an all male office, so crapping get announced loud and proud

You office working stiffs are spoiled. How about a nice port-a-potty on a construction site, or even better the 6-seat outhouse with no dividers at all at one jobsite in Alaska (where the men are men and the women are too!). Stealth poopers have a problem. The can is the one place on earth it is OK to make those kinds of noises. My only peeve is when it is obvious someone had chili or asparagus (or worse, asparagus chili) for their last meal.

I just hate it when someone else in the bathroom is a Poop Ghost. That's when the person tries to pretend like they're not even there anytime someone else is in the bathroom. They get really quiet, don't move, and try to hold it in until you leave. The problem is that you totally know that they're there because they aren't invisible and no one can be that quiet. That means that the other person is just awkwardly trying to go about their potty business like they don't see your shoes there under the stall. Plus, sometimes you don't see the shoes and just hear a random noise that scares the poo out of you (literally?).

What if person number two also has to go number two? What then? Does the first person continue to Poop Ghost the whole time? That is so uncomfortable. How am I supposed to go with you going all Moaning Myrtle on me in the next stall? I mean, really.

Poop Ghost has dibs. If you have to pee, make it snappy, wash your hands and GTFO. If you've got to go #2, give up, GTFO and give 'em 30 before trying again. If it can't wait...break the ice.

We call this chick MaryJane at work.. she always blows up the bathroom... twice a day....it makes you want to hurl... I wan tto yell at her: "Can't you POOP at HOME.. EVER?????" PLUS she is very obese and smells like she doesnt wash the netherlands..... if you know what I mean...

I dont usually feel the need to poop at work.... I am a morning person... is that too much info????

When you gotta go, you gotta go. If I have a "pain" hit me, I have to find a bathroom, and fast. If anybody is in there, I do apoligize

We have our restrooms and then the public restrooms. You always know when a co-worker goes to the public restrooms what they are up to. To be fair, though, our restroom is just off the kitchen, and that would just be too much.

I don't poop.. I am a girl... :noway:

But I also have a Barbara poo poo here at work.. but her 1st name is Cheryl... no shame.. no shame.. If I walk in and know she is in there.. I immediately walk out. I don't care if I am crossing my legs.. I wait til the coast is clear. It's loud .. stinky... ewwww.

At my current office we just have one HUGE, locked-door, disabled-accessible stall for each gender in the main office, so I share it with the only other female employee. It's always freezing in there with good ventilation and nice smelly soap. So even though I do prefer to go at home, I have no issues about pooping at work when I have to.

In the past though...holy moly...I worked in an office with just gigantic restrooms with 10-12 stalls in each one, and there was one coworker in particular who felt the need to monitor everyone's bathroom visits and come into the restroom and talk or gossip with other ladies while they did their business (she considered me her BFF so it was even worse for me). So strange. She would even say to me, "Are you pooping?" and cackle with laughter. So of course that made it so I COULD NOT poop at work for a very long time. I usually managed to go on my lunch break if necessary (at home or in a restaurant restroom) but more than a few times I would have the urge to go in the afternoon and actually get in my car and drive SEVERAL miles to a truck stop (!!) to do my business. We had an off-site storage unit located across from the truck stop so I pretended to need a file from the storage unit. I was actually paid mileage for my poop trips LOL, a few times I took the company car.

2 employees and 2 bathrooms in separate rooms, on separate sides of the building. :bigsmile:

This only sucks on days when we have a big meeting or class and we can't use the training room toilet. This also happens to be the only time I NEED to poo at work.

Eff anyone who's going to give me the side-eye for pooping at work. It's a TOILET. I have biological functions like everyone else. How can you expect me NOT to poop in there?

This morning, I was in there so long that the auto lights turned off. I was pooping at work...in the dark.

^ That is so awesome!

I haz sadz if i don't poop at work.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

In the words of my favorite author, Everyone Poops.

As for me, my weird bathroom pet peeve is when someone gets in the stall RIGHT NEXT TO YOU when there are others open. How about if we don't do our business like 5 inches from each other?

This is particularly annoying at airports with a bazillion stalls in a row. You just HAD to pick the one next to mine? When I know for a fact that most other ones were empty... Thanks, made my day.

Yep.