Pooping at work
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I would rather implode than defecate at work.
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this is the funniest thread in a whiiiiile
anybody remember the kid sign-languaging "poop" in this movie?
hilarious
best quote ever "if its yellow, let it mellow, if its brown, flush it down"
ps: add me, lookin for more active/daily friends!0 -
I used to live less than two miles from work, so I went home for lunch every day and took care of business. Now I work mostly from home -.problem solved.0
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I am not going to suffer just to keep my colleagues from smelling the byproducts of my meals. I couldn't care less what they think. If I need to deuce it's gonna happen. Actually, it's happening right now. lol I'm in the restroom at work and having a great deuce and browsing the interwebs. There's nothing better than getting paid to deuce. ^_^0
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We have single restrooms at work with paper thin walls. Next to the toilet we have febreze, conveniently. My boss lady hates the smell though. She complains and sends out emails to all users. She doesn't like the poop smell or the poop covered febreze smell
Because of this I have an irrational fear of one people hearing me poop and because once I do I have no way to cover it up.
Wish I could "man up"0 -
Bumping to get this thread going again for my entertainment purposes
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Uhh, it is a bathroom, so I use the bathroom. How is that shameful?
Barbara poo poo?0 -
I currently work in an IT department with hardly any other ladies around. I usually have the bathroom to myself
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We have single restrooms at work with paper thin walls. Next to the toilet we have febreze, conveniently. My boss lady hates the smell though. She complains and sends out emails to all users. She doesn't like the poop smell or the poop covered febreze smell
Because of this I have an irrational fear of one people hearing me poop and because once I do I have no way to cover it up.
Wish I could "man up"
go get the poo-porreei stuff- it seriously works. my friend let me try it. You drop the oil in the toilet before you go- and it "traps" the smells. there is a little smell- but it's significantly better than trying to fabreeze it.0 -
We have single restrooms at work with paper thin walls. Next to the toilet we have febreze, conveniently. My boss lady hates the smell though. She complains and sends out emails to all users. She doesn't like the poop smell or the poop covered febreze smell
Because of this I have an irrational fear of one people hearing me poop and because once I do I have no way to cover it up.
Wish I could "man up"
go get the poo-porreei stuff- it seriously works. my friend let me try it. You drop the oil in the toilet before you go- and it "traps" the smells. there is a little smell- but it's significantly better than trying to fabreeze it.
It's on my shopping list! Thanks!0 -
You gotta do what you gotta do.
In the words of my favorite author, Everyone Poops.
As for me, my weird bathroom pet peeve is when someone gets in the stall RIGHT NEXT TO YOU when there are others open. How about if we don't do our business like 5 inches from each other?
I'm with you. I hate that! At least put one empty stall between us. Why would you want to pick a stall right next to one that's occupied???0 -
I go at work. I do try to be polite, keep it quiet and give a few good courtesy flushes.
I once walked into the bathroom at work and someone was coming out of a stall. She looked at me and said "Sorry." I had to laugh. I told her that's what the bathroom is for!0 -
i mfp during my poo time at work, its like a release ;p0
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The only disturbing part is when someone comes into the next stall, has the equivalent of a nuclear meltdown explode out of their posterior, flushes 27 times after using half a roll...
...and then walks out without stopping at the sink to wash their hands.0 -
I go at work. I do try to be polite, keep it quiet and give a few good courtesy flushes.
I once walked into the bathroom at work and someone was coming out of a stall. She looked at me and said "Sorry." I had to laugh. I told her that's what the bathroom is for!
I would've laughed my butt off at that, and if it was me, I'd me mortified. For someone who's super open about most things, poo and passing gas is not one of them. It's actually become a thing at home, my husband trying to tickle me and squeeze me belly hard enough to make me pass gas in front of me. I cried the two times he succeeded lol.0 -
We have single restrooms at work with paper thin walls. Next to the toilet we have febreze, conveniently. My boss lady hates the smell though. She complains and sends out emails to all users. She doesn't like the poop smell or the poop covered febreze smell
Because of this I have an irrational fear of one people hearing me poop and because once I do I have no way to cover it up.
Wish I could "man up"
Seriously, go for the poo-pourri...it's a miracle...look at this picture, you want to be that happy on the toilet, right? Well...NOW you can!!!
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This thread is killing me!! :laugh:
Thanks everyone - I needed a laugh today!!0 -
The only disturbing part is when someone comes into the next stall, has the equivalent of a nuclear meltdown explode out of their posterior, flushes 27 times after using half a roll...
...and then walks out without stopping at the sink to wash their hands.
Yes!
Another thing I never understood....people that wash their hands BEFORE using the facilities but don't wash their hands after they are done. WTF??!!
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Don't barrow my phone, I txt while pooping.0
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You learn humility and the loss of embarassment and shame when you have to go during military training and there is no stalls. All you have is a row of toilets and your battle buddy making brownies right with you in plain sight.0
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Luckily, I live 4 miles from where I work. If I have to poop, I go home for lunch. If I have to poop after lunch and I absolutely cannot hold it till I get home, I sneak in to the secret bathroom that requires a key to get to. I hate going at work, but desperate times call for desperate measures!0
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I just had a thought. If I am on salary, and I can technically be required to some sort of work day or night, and my job allows me to work from anywhere, does that mean that I am always getting paid to poop?0
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We have single restrooms at work with paper thin walls. Next to the toilet we have febreze, conveniently. My boss lady hates the smell though. She complains and sends out emails to all users. She doesn't like the poop smell or the poop covered febreze smell
Because of this I have an irrational fear of one people hearing me poop and because once I do I have no way to cover it up.
Wish I could "man up"
Seriously, go for the poo-pourri...it's a miracle...look at this picture, you want to be that happy on the toilet, right? Well...NOW you can!!!
Can I get this at Target?!0 -
It's pretty epic, and actually works, lol . I think it's only online
http://www.poopourri.com/x8y9z7/#.VBMWgvldVSE0 -
We have single restrooms at work with paper thin walls. Next to the toilet we have febreze, conveniently. My boss lady hates the smell though. She complains and sends out emails to all users. She doesn't like the poop smell or the poop covered febreze smell
Because of this I have an irrational fear of one people hearing me poop and because once I do I have no way to cover it up.
Wish I could "man up"
Seriously, go for the poo-pourri...it's a miracle...look at this picture, you want to be that happy on the toilet, right? Well...NOW you can!!!
Can I get this at Target?!
I don't know about Target, but go here http://www.poopourri.com/store-locator-map/ and see if there is a store near you that sells it.0 -
We have single restrooms at work with paper thin walls. Next to the toilet we have febreze, conveniently. My boss lady hates the smell though. She complains and sends out emails to all users. She doesn't like the poop smell or the poop covered febreze smell
Because of this I have an irrational fear of one people hearing me poop and because once I do I have no way to cover it up.
Wish I could "man up"
Seriously, go for the poo-pourri...it's a miracle...look at this picture, you want to be that happy on the toilet, right? Well...NOW you can!!!
Can I get this at Target?!
I don't know about Target, but go here http://www.poopourri.com/store-locator-map/ and see if there is a store near you that sells it.
It's a bit pricey - but I've had the same bottle for more than 5 years. I don't use it EVERY time I poop, but it does work.
And as said previously...I think it ends up smelling like fruit loops. Weird. But true.0 -
I am not going to suffer just to keep my colleagues from smelling the byproducts of my meals. I couldn't care less what they think. If I need to deuce it's gonna happen. Actually, it's happening right now. lol I'm in the restroom at work and having a great deuce and browsing the interwebs. There's nothing better than getting paid to drop a deuce. ^_^
FIFY :drinker:
I found Poo-Pourri at Browseabout Books in Rehoboth last year. Now I'm wishing I'd bought it!0 -
starting weight 160
ending weigh 158.5
life is good.0 -
I take my best selfies while pooping. Hard to get that certain care free expression any other way.0
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starting weight 160
ending weigh 158.5
life is good.
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