In Ketosis, but I didn't intend to be...

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  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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  • missiontofitness
    missiontofitness Posts: 4,059 Member
    This thread is a long stranger/funnier when you've had two glasses of wine.
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
    That is exactly the kind of "input" that I explicitly said I don't need. I have the internet, I'm not stupid. READ before replying, thanks.

    My oh my, OP. You really come off as a rude and pompous individual. Learn how to treat others.
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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  • Elsie_Brownraisin
    Elsie_Brownraisin Posts: 786 Member
    The thread will get closed if I post some of these - just google image 'piss and vinegar'. I wanted something along the lines of:

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    But got sacreligious erotic designer underwear instead.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

    There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

    Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe
  • Elsie_Brownraisin
    Elsie_Brownraisin Posts: 786 Member
    Pee drinkers on British morning telly. Sadly missing Charlie Brooker's ranty commentary over the top. Still revolting and hilarious though:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl5zAzlw-wg

    That poor medically trained professional thinks it's a really bad idea, bless.
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

    There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

    Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

    Google blue waffles. I dare you.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

    There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

    Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

    Google blue waffles. I dare you.

    Okay, this just went next level :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
  • lorib642
    lorib642 Posts: 1,942 Member
    I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

    There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

    Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

    Google blue waffles. I dare you.

    I can't imagine what that would be but I am scared to look. Does it look like ketones?
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

    There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

    Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

    Google blue waffles. I dare you.

    I can't imagine what that would be but I am scared to look. Does it look like ketones?

    Yes but more flamboyant
  • Elsie_Brownraisin
    Elsie_Brownraisin Posts: 786 Member
    I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

    There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

    Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

    Google blue waffles. I dare you.

    Okay, this just went next level :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

    Why? Why? If someone says 'I dare you' it is imperative that I do that thing. Christ that's bad.
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

    There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

    Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe



    Google blue waffles. I dare you.

    Okay, this just went next level :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

    Why? Why? If someone says 'I dare you' it is imperative that I do that thing. Christ that's bad.

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  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

    There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

    Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

    Google blue waffles. I dare you.

    Done it already, along with (deleted) and many other things :noway:

    My innocence was stolen by the internet! :laugh:

    Edited: I originally attributed the loss of innocence to MFP, but in all honesty this was not the only site which contributed.

    ETA 2: Seriously, don't search the other two above...

    Edit #3: deleted the other two, really would like to unsee them.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

    There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

    Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

    Google blue waffles. I dare you.

    I can't imagine what that would be but I am scared to look. Does it look like ketones?

    Nope, oily ketones are preferable.
  • uconnwinsnc1
    uconnwinsnc1 Posts: 902 Member
    Go see a doctor.

    And don't worry, blue waffle is fake.
  • andeey
    andeey Posts: 709 Member
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  • Froody2
    Froody2 Posts: 338 Member
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  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
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  • northbanu
    northbanu Posts: 366 Member
    What the hell!?
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    Balls. Didn't work.

    Have this instead...

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  • Froody2
    Froody2 Posts: 338 Member
    Cats are better :tongue:



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  • andeey
    andeey Posts: 709 Member
    What the hell!?

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  • mcpostelle
    mcpostelle Posts: 418 Member
    Guys, guys, I've figured it out.

    OP was clearly seeing raspberry ketones in her pee.

    Problem solved.

    OP: You should contact Doctor Oz.

    But..he's still a doctor...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I would put a jif, but I'm on my phone. Irony at it's best. :laugh:

    Edited to remove picture to condense this.

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    Yum! And creamy too! :bigsmile: Wait, it has oil too - I have an idea! The oil on top of the peanut butter is ketones. It has to be with that sweet nutty smell! Maybe I shouldn't eat it in order to avoid being in a state of ketosis! Perhaps that's what's causing the OP to have oil in her urine! I've found another reason why. :wink:


    *please note sarcasm*:laugh:
  • mcpostelle
    mcpostelle Posts: 418 Member
    I'm crying from laughing so hard here :')))))


    1. See a Doctor

    2. Stay out of the toilet

    3. Eat more carbs

    4. Please boot me - I want to see how that happens :)

    Yup, still waiting....
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    Anyone else keep trying to peek up her skirt? I keep watching thinking I might see something.

    Nope, you're not :wink: and I'm most defiantly into the opposite sex. Shame on us. :wink: :laugh:
  • mcpostelle
    mcpostelle Posts: 418 Member
    Awesome thread... laughing so hard!:laugh: :bigsmile:

    I am crying from laughing so hard at this one:
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/214732-stop-taking-alli-immediatly

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I read it and it was hilarious. I've tried Alli and didn't have these problems, but I did stop taking it because it made me severely vit deficient.
  • mcpostelle
    mcpostelle Posts: 418 Member
    That’s what you get for answering a thread without reading it before, 90 seconds of my life I can never get it back…..

    But there's tons of laughs in the replies! :laugh: That 90 seconds of your life wasted will be redeemed if you kept reading the replies. :wink: :bigsmile:
  • mcpostelle
    mcpostelle Posts: 418 Member
    I couldn't read all the posts, but did someone suggest going to a doctor? I heard you can even Skype with one if you don't care if they have like credentials or a medical degree or anything.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Indeed, the OP can skype with me just so that I can refer her to another "Doctor" :wink: :laugh: Or at least someone with more common sense than what the OP seems to possess.
  • Sommerville_Nutrition
    Sommerville_Nutrition Posts: 20 Member
    May I suggest that you go see a RHN...Registered Holistic Nutritionist which deals specifically with people and their food/versus health issues they will probably be able to get you a quicker answer than a barrage of tests. I am studying to become one but do not want to give unsolicited advice nor have gotten that far advanced in my studies. But it would be a very good start. In Canada it is paid for if you have a health plan at work.

    Good Luck.
  • mcpostelle
    mcpostelle Posts: 418 Member
    Never self diagnose yourself by a toilet bowl...

    I have officially lost faith in humanity.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm dying with laughter over this one!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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