Why did the person above you dump you?
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I laughed at the skid marks he left in his shorts when he worked out.0
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I bought her a Go ARMY beat NAVY sweatshirt.... oops0
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I sent him to the penalty box for two minutes.0
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OOPS....Ok Hockey_Winger....(Army Mom, Navy Vet)
I kept the tshirt but I let my dogs pee on his shoes for being a smart *kitten*.:bigsmile:
ilfaith....I snored....at least that's what she said.0 -
She said she was sick of me watching A Few Good Men as if " it was the only thing missing in our relationship"0
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I wasn't a Tom Cruise Fan!0
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I used her lipstick without asking.0
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Hated the way I dressed0
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I hated the way he was always lifting up his shirt to show off his abs.0
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She got mad at me for asking if I could rub baby oil on funforsports' abs.0
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I was never good enough for her:sad:0
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Kept stealing...ahem...borrowing that red dress and "forgetting" to return it!0
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she was obsessed with cookie monster and forgot about me0
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She was obsessed with jennifer_417's cookies0
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She got mad that threw her butterfingers away0
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Let me tell you, I had it comin'.0
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You know better than to mess with the butterfingers, Breesie...:grumble:0
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I'm sorry...forgive me?:flowerforyou:0
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Breesie stole LadyRN's butterfingers......I let my dog lick them and gave them back. Someone told on me!!!!!! Who was it!??!!!0
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Because I wouldn't Kik her0
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because I kicked him...on accident0
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Because I wasn't ladyRN:sad:0
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Well, duh.0
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she would never do such a thing0
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Because she wasn't digging the beard!0
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I wanted to make his beard blue0
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Slept in the middle of the bed0
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I didn't like to share0
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he always wanted what I had.0
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grinding teeth whilst sleeping0
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