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My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

MommyGrace
Posts: 15
:laugh: I've lost a Cinder Block and still have to lose a 2 year old or 1 years worth of Cheese.....
What have you lost?
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"
What have you lost?
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"
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haha - funny and cool list - normally see reference to losing an 'elephant penis' in the why I want a divorce threads lol0
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I've lost a chihuahua but I need to lose a gold brick.0
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i need to lose a 2 month old horse! *sigh*0
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I've lost a mid size microwave, lol0
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I've lost 10 dozen large eggs....and I need to lose a newborn giraffe!!0
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Ha! Very amusing and interesting post! Thank you! Makes me realize my 5lbs so far is not nothing - it's a whole chihuahua!! Cool! My goal is to lose a 2 month old horse.0
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I've lost an elephant's heart.......but my goal is to lose an elephant's penis!!! :laugh:0
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Bahahaha I've lost the amount of cheese American's eat in a year and need to lose a 5000 BTU air conditioner, but would be happy if I could lose an elephant penis!
This is a great list!0 -
cute list! i hate to admit what I still need to lose but am happy to say that i've already lost an automobile tire!0
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lol this is hilarious!!! :laugh: I've lost a bald eagle!0
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Lol, I've lost an Ostrich Egg, but need to lose a new born calf0
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I've lost so far = a human head (8 pounds )
I need to lose total = a 2 month old horse (100 pounds)
May the force be with us.....all of us :-)
Thanks for the new way to look at our goals, and good luck!!0 -
Well I am a pound and a half away from a baby horse.0
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i'm two pounds shy of a fashion model.0
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I have lost a rack of baby back ribs and need to lose and still need to lost almost a whole newborn calf.0
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So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay0
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I have lost a bald eagle. only have the worlds largest ball of tape left.
Go tape!!0 -
Hahaha!!! This is awesome!!! I just got a good laugh with my daughters over this one... LOL
I have lost about a Bald Eagle so far... Need to lose a whole human leg still!!!0 -
LOVE IT!!So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay0
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Uh oh! I lost the elephant penis! :sad:0
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So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay
LOL!!!
Okay my turn... I've lost a average housecat and would like to lose in addition to that a average human leg....
This is funny! Thanks for posting!0 -
I need to lose the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year0
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a newborn calf but trying to get to a new born horse!0
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So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay
hahahahaha0 -
I guess I am wanting to lose an elephants penis too:laugh: :noway:0
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My goal is a 2 month old horse (100 lbs) but I've already lost a small bale of hay AND an average human brain. :happy:
I still need to lose two dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and an elephant heart to get there.0 -
I've lost a 2 year old and a rack of baby back ribs.0
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So far I have lost
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
Combined!!!!!
I know I am suppose to pick one thing but it motivates me more to have to add it all up LOL0 -
I've lost a guinea pig, but need to lose a small bale of hay.0
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a 2 month old horse0
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