My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

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  • misty1208
    misty1208 Posts: 90
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    So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay

    LOL!!!

    Okay my turn... I've lost a average housecat and would like to lose in addition to that a average human leg.... :)

    This is funny! Thanks for posting!
  • katiefraay
    katiefraay Posts: 60
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    I need to lose the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
  • tiffanygil
    tiffanygil Posts: 478 Member
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    a newborn calf but trying to get to a new born horse!
  • katiefraay
    katiefraay Posts: 60
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    So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay

    hahahahaha
  • amy_36
    amy_36 Posts: 421 Member
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    I guess I am wanting to lose an elephants penis too:laugh: :noway:
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    My goal is a 2 month old horse (100 lbs) but I've already lost a small bale of hay AND an average human brain. :happy:
    I still need to lose two dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and an elephant heart to get there.
  • Lulu2929
    Lulu2929 Posts: 58
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    I've lost a 2 year old and a rack of baby back ribs.
  • BlkOnyx488
    BlkOnyx488 Posts: 35
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    So far I have lost
    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg

    Combined!!!!!

    I know I am suppose to pick one thing but it motivates me more to have to add it all up LOL
  • wishn2binAZ
    wishn2binAZ Posts: 40 Member
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    I've lost a guinea pig, but need to lose a small bale of hay.
  • janemartin02
    janemartin02 Posts: 2,653 Member
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    a 2 month old horse
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
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    i want to lose an average woman...
  • msbanana
    msbanana Posts: 793 Member
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    I've lost a two month old horse... just a human head more to go! Hopefully it's not mine!! :bigsmile:
  • garedds
    garedds Posts: 251
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    haha I love it!
    I have lost a cinder black and a guinea pig and I'd like to do it again--twice!!
  • daybyday
    daybyday Posts: 537 Member
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    Too Funny!! I've lost a mid size microwave plus a rack of baby back ribs and my goal is to lost at least a small bale of hay!!
  • anbegley
    anbegley Posts: 163 Member
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    lost an average newborn, need to lose the elephants heart. this is the best list! too funny
  • Monicazumba2013
    Monicazumba2013 Posts: 45 Member
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    Well i have lost an elephant heart but really need to lose that mid-size microwave....sigh :0
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I have lost a sperm whales brain and a rack of baby back ribs.
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    The goal, six automobile tires, or the amout of trash you throw away in a month.
  • arwsgirl
    arwsgirl Posts: 75 Member
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    I need to lose a newborn calf! LOL!
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,167 Member
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    I want to be an arnold schwarzenneger LOl
    But with my height of 5'8" I won't get there (235lbs) without some serious steroids which I won't take.

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