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My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

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  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    i want to lose an average woman...
  • msbanana
    msbanana Posts: 793 Member
    I've lost a two month old horse... just a human head more to go! Hopefully it's not mine!! :bigsmile:
  • garedds
    garedds Posts: 251
    haha I love it!
    I have lost a cinder black and a guinea pig and I'd like to do it again--twice!!
  • daybyday
    daybyday Posts: 537 Member
    Too Funny!! I've lost a mid size microwave plus a rack of baby back ribs and my goal is to lost at least a small bale of hay!!
  • anbegley
    anbegley Posts: 163 Member
    lost an average newborn, need to lose the elephants heart. this is the best list! too funny
  • Monicazumba2013
    Monicazumba2013 Posts: 45 Member
    Well i have lost an elephant heart but really need to lose that mid-size microwave....sigh :0
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I have lost a sperm whales brain and a rack of baby back ribs.
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    The goal, six automobile tires, or the amout of trash you throw away in a month.
  • arwsgirl
    arwsgirl Posts: 75 Member
    I need to lose a newborn calf! LOL!
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    I want to be an arnold schwarzenneger LOl
    But with my height of 5'8" I won't get there (235lbs) without some serious steroids which I won't take.
  • heligal79
    heligal79 Posts: 22
    This is so cute!

    I have lost a bald eagle and I want to loose a mid-size microwave.
  • jenbusick
    jenbusick Posts: 528 Member
    A dozen Krispy Kreme donuts are only 1.5 pounds? How come when I eat them they weigh so much more than that?
  • HeatherShrinking
    HeatherShrinking Posts: 776 Member
    I love this list.

    I would like to lose the biggest ball of tape!
    I've lost an average two year old and 2 of their guinea pigs
  • jena99
    jena99 Posts: 1
    I have to lose a 2 month old horse

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  • granbarrant
    granbarrant Posts: 14 Member
    bump...this is :laugh:
  • Swilson87
    Swilson87 Posts: 139
    Even though losing a Gold Brick would make me absolutely SICK, that's what I need to get rid of.
  • lovebrittnie
    lovebrittnie Posts: 62
    hmm... it seems as though i need to lose a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream... but it sounds so yummy when I put it that way... i need to stay away from the ice cream tonight!
  • newuser111
    newuser111 Posts: 40
    A mid-size microwave + a rack of baby back ribs.
  • rshunk
    rshunk Posts: 167 Member
    Love this!
    I have lost a cinder block and a rack of baby back ribs, still have a hay bale to go! lol
  • vero_1
    vero_1 Posts: 85 Member
    An ostrich egg! It was sitting right there around my middle and now that it's gone my pants fit me much better around the waist!:tongue:
  • innerfashionista
    innerfashionista Posts: 451 Member
    Hysterical! I'm planning on losing a newborn baby giraffe
  • kittytrix
    kittytrix Posts: 557 Member
    I've lost an average house cat so far, but hope to lose a total of an elephant's heart.

    This is great!
  • froggytank3
    froggytank3 Posts: 15 Member
    LOL, love the list. I've lost a mid-size microwave but STILL need to lose an elephant’s heart :cry:


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  • christinelois
    christinelois Posts: 7
    At the moment, I lost a Bald Eagle.

    I still have to lose an average 2 year old though. :|
  • monkeysmum
    monkeysmum Posts: 522 Member
    lol very funny

    ive lost ahumans skin and need to lose an average 2yr old
  • geeky1
    geeky1 Posts: 142
    Cool post ;)
  • mamijujuphat
    mamijujuphat Posts: 407 Member
    Lmao!! Comedy:laugh: ... funny way to put it...I have lost an "average newborn" 7.5lbs & I would like to lose an "elephant's heart"44lbs & like someone already mentioned I would also hate to lose an" elephant's penis" 66lbs ...haha....it'll be too much for me..hehe:tongue:
  • LisaJayne71
    LisaJayne71 Posts: 197 Member
    Great post!

    I've lost a newborn baby and need to loose a gold brick!
  • Vicky14174
    Vicky14174 Posts: 715 Member
    So far I've lost a Chihuahua but I need to lose an Irish Setter.
  • Glos_Bloke
    Glos_Bloke Posts: 74
    Have lost a bald eagle so far. Looking to lose a bit more than a 2 year old horse!
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