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    My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

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    • Posts: 1,078 Member
      i want to lose an average woman...
    • Posts: 793 Member
      I've lost a two month old horse... just a human head more to go! Hopefully it's not mine!! :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 251
      haha I love it!
      I have lost a cinder black and a guinea pig and I'd like to do it again--twice!!
    • Posts: 537 Member
      Too Funny!! I've lost a mid size microwave plus a rack of baby back ribs and my goal is to lost at least a small bale of hay!!
    • Posts: 163 Member
      lost an average newborn, need to lose the elephants heart. this is the best list! too funny
    • Posts: 45 Member
      Well i have lost an elephant heart but really need to lose that mid-size microwave....sigh :0
    • Posts: 858 Member
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I have lost a sperm whales brain and a rack of baby back ribs.
    • Posts: 858 Member
      The goal, six automobile tires, or the amout of trash you throw away in a month.
    • Posts: 75 Member
      I need to lose a newborn calf! LOL!
    • Posts: 2,162 Member
      I want to be an arnold schwarzenneger LOl
      But with my height of 5'8" I won't get there (235lbs) without some serious steroids which I won't take.
    • Posts: 22
      This is so cute!

      I have lost a bald eagle and I want to loose a mid-size microwave.
    • Posts: 528 Member
      A dozen Krispy Kreme donuts are only 1.5 pounds? How come when I eat them they weigh so much more than that?
    • Posts: 776 Member
      I love this list.

      I would like to lose the biggest ball of tape!
      I've lost an average two year old and 2 of their guinea pigs
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      I have to lose a 2 month old horse

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    • Posts: 14 Member
      bump...this is :laugh:
    • Posts: 139
      Even though losing a Gold Brick would make me absolutely SICK, that's what I need to get rid of.
    • Posts: 62
      hmm... it seems as though i need to lose a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream... but it sounds so yummy when I put it that way... i need to stay away from the ice cream tonight!
    • Posts: 40
      A mid-size microwave + a rack of baby back ribs.
    • Posts: 167 Member
      Love this!
      I have lost a cinder block and a rack of baby back ribs, still have a hay bale to go! lol
    • Posts: 85 Member
      An ostrich egg! It was sitting right there around my middle and now that it's gone my pants fit me much better around the waist!:tongue:
    • Posts: 451 Member
      Hysterical! I'm planning on losing a newborn baby giraffe
    • Posts: 557 Member
      I've lost an average house cat so far, but hope to lose a total of an elephant's heart.

      This is great!
    • Posts: 15 Member
      LOL, love the list. I've lost a mid-size microwave but STILL need to lose an elephant’s heart :cry:


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    • Posts: 7
      At the moment, I lost a Bald Eagle.

      I still have to lose an average 2 year old though. :|
    • Posts: 522 Member
      lol very funny

      ive lost ahumans skin and need to lose an average 2yr old
    • Posts: 142
      Cool post ;)
    • Posts: 407 Member
      Lmao!! Comedy:laugh: ... funny way to put it...I have lost an "average newborn" 7.5lbs & I would like to lose an "elephant's heart"44lbs & like someone already mentioned I would also hate to lose an" elephant's penis" 66lbs ...haha....it'll be too much for me..hehe:tongue:
    • Posts: 197 Member
      Great post!

      I've lost a newborn baby and need to loose a gold brick!
    • Posts: 715 Member
      So far I've lost a Chihuahua but I need to lose an Irish Setter.
    • Posts: 74
      Have lost a bald eagle so far. Looking to lose a bit more than a 2 year old horse!
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