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My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

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  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    Cool list and funny too! I've lost a "bale of hay" and have an "automobile tire" left to go. And yes it's the stereotypical "spare tire" ..... around the middle!!
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    I have lost an average human leg, but the goal is to lose all the oils and fat an American consumes in a year.
  • willrun4redvines
    willrun4redvines Posts: 12
    I've lost a sperm whale's brain. I'm trying to lose a mid-size microwave. :D
  • Talliexxx
    Talliexxx Posts: 39
    love this thread its so funny!!! I have lost a bald eagle :)
  • ababygrace
    ababygrace Posts: 123
    :blushing: This is cute and a gives a great perspective. That being said, I have lost an ostrich egg. My goal is to lose and automobile tire.:tongue:
  • ashley0616
    ashley0616 Posts: 579 Member
    I am bumping this because it's mind blowing! So cool, thank you!!!

    BTW, congrats on your loss so far!!! Good luck with the rest.
  • djthom
    djthom Posts: 651 Member
    :laugh: This is a great way to look at weight loss! Thank you for posting it. I can"t wait to way in tomorrow to see what I lost. My goal is to lose at least a 5000 BTU air conditioner. :smile:
  • golfbrew_matt
    golfbrew_matt Posts: 240 Member
    I've lost a microwave! And almost a human leg!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Ive lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg,I still need to lose an elephent penis:laugh:
  • rjlam
    rjlam Posts: 149
    I've lost human skin but still need to lose 1yrs worth of cheese:laugh:
  • rayfromtx
    rayfromtx Posts: 111
    I've lost a small bale of hay and it feels like it.
  • feedmybongos
    feedmybongos Posts: 7
    Between my heaviest weight and my lightest, I managed to lose an elephant's penis but have since put on a two year old. This time round I am going to lose a two year old—hopefully the same one—and a human's skin—hopefully not my own!
  • Kristie18
    Kristie18 Posts: 332 Member
    This post cracks me up!
  • Cherrise1969
    Cherrise1969 Posts: 7
    I have lost a Bald Eagle and a Guinea pig. Need to lose The World,s Largest ball of Tape and an average newborn.:bigsmile:
  • rachel1975f
    rachel1975f Posts: 894
    This thread is hysterical. Thanks for posting.

    I have lost an average house cat, but still need to lose a year’s worth of pizza! I hope to at least drop a bald eagle by the end of March. I’d really love to lose, in total, a small bale of hay by bathing suit weather!

    I love this site!
  • thebomb4
    thebomb4 Posts: 59 Member
    Hahaha LOVE IT!

    I've lost a human head whilst joining MFP in just over a month BUT altogether (including my loss in 2010) I have lost the average American's cheese consumption in a year. I have a house sized cat to lose before i'm at my goal haha.
  • SmartFunGorgeous
    SmartFunGorgeous Posts: 699 Member
    haha - funny and cool list - normally see reference to losing an 'elephant penis' in the why I want a divorce threads lol

    lol

    I've lost a bald eagle, but overall have a newborn baby giraffe to lose... I will be halfway there when I lose an elephant's penis! What can I say? Pretty animalistic achievements/goals! =)
  • JaneZv
    JaneZv Posts: 200
    I have only lost a Chihuahua, still need to lose a cinder block! :ohwell:
  • tritta01
    tritta01 Posts: 311
    Lost a Chihuahua but over all I want to loose a Elephants heart or a small bale of hay!
  • klt1030
    klt1030 Posts: 82 Member
    That list is awesome! I've lost a cinder block working my way to a new born calf :)
  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member
    So I've lost a sperm whales brain and have still got an elephant penis to lose.
    :laugh:

    Thanks for this topic.
  • Nich0le
    Nich0le Posts: 2,906 Member
    Started out needing to lose the avg, amount of red meat eaten by americans, currently need to lose between the world's largest ball of tape and a newborn calf :noway:

    So far I've lost a 2 year old......geez :laugh:
  • LoveMy3Boys
    LoveMy3Boys Posts: 562 Member
    My goal is an Irish Setter

    Right now I'm at 10 dozen large eggs

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • atrayubrandy
    atrayubrandy Posts: 188 Member
    I've lost an ostrich egg so far but I want to lose a mid-sized microwave.
  • purple1butterfly
    purple1butterfly Posts: 683 Member
    I've lost an ostrich egg so far but I want to lose a mid-sized microwave.

    What a great post. I have lost a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts so far.
    My aim is a small bale of hay
  • brandygburke
    brandygburke Posts: 48 Member
    I've lost a human head and a chihuahua -- the total goal is to lose an average 2 year old... maybe more.
  • Natolee72
    Natolee72 Posts: 122 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • marenbobarren
    marenbobarren Posts: 12
    Just started a day ago so I've lost a guinea pig and need to lose a newborn calf....here I go!!!!
  • foodbuzz
    foodbuzz Posts: 39 Member
    I've only lost a guinea pig and need to lose:

    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

    It HAD to be ice cream, ha!!! :love:
  • deanneashley
    deanneashley Posts: 34
    :sad: i need to lose thefats and oils an average American eats in a year
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