My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

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  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member
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    So I've lost a sperm whales brain and have still got an elephant penis to lose.
    :laugh:

    Thanks for this topic.
  • Nich0le
    Nich0le Posts: 2,906 Member
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    Started out needing to lose the avg, amount of red meat eaten by americans, currently need to lose between the world's largest ball of tape and a newborn calf :noway:

    So far I've lost a 2 year old......geez :laugh:
  • LoveMy3Boys
    LoveMy3Boys Posts: 562 Member
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    My goal is an Irish Setter

    Right now I'm at 10 dozen large eggs

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • atrayubrandy
    atrayubrandy Posts: 188 Member
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    I've lost an ostrich egg so far but I want to lose a mid-sized microwave.
  • purple1butterfly
    purple1butterfly Posts: 576 Member
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    I've lost an ostrich egg so far but I want to lose a mid-sized microwave.

    What a great post. I have lost a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts so far.
    My aim is a small bale of hay
  • brandygburke
    brandygburke Posts: 48 Member
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    I've lost a human head and a chihuahua -- the total goal is to lose an average 2 year old... maybe more.
  • Natolee72
    Natolee72 Posts: 122 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • marenbobarren
    marenbobarren Posts: 12
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    Just started a day ago so I've lost a guinea pig and need to lose a newborn calf....here I go!!!!
  • foodbuzz
    foodbuzz Posts: 39 Member
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    I've only lost a guinea pig and need to lose:

    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

    It HAD to be ice cream, ha!!! :love:
  • deanneashley
    deanneashley Posts: 34
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    :sad: i need to lose thefats and oils an average American eats in a year
  • snarky
    snarky Posts: 263 Member
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    LOVE it!

    a cinder block! figures it might be something architectural!
  • sdgirl22
    sdgirl22 Posts: 225 Member
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    I've lost a head, and currently on my way to losing a two year old. LMAO!!!
  • blindedbysilence
    blindedbysilence Posts: 3 Member
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    I've lost an Irish Setter.
  • mielikkibz
    mielikkibz Posts: 552 Member
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    lol, this is hysterical

    i've lost a cat LOL
  • SweatinSammie
    SweatinSammie Posts: 126
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    LOVE this post!! I've lost an average 2 year old, and have another 2 year old to lose :) HALFWAY!
  • amycal
    amycal Posts: 646 Member
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    LOL too funny

    I have lost a sperm whale's brain (but thankfully not my own ;-) and would like to lose an elephant's heart (at least)!
  • frgqween
    frgqween Posts: 2 Member
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    My goal is no no longer 50lbs more....it's 1 small bale of hay! (lol-kinda sounds better than 50lbs of fat!)

    Thanx for the list!:laugh:
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  • mlally1014
    mlally1014 Posts: 119 Member
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    Time to get that 2 year old off my back!
  • Randee75
    Randee75 Posts: 234
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    LOL love this post too funny..........I have lost a house cat!!
  • shirtswiththumbholes
    shirtswiththumbholes Posts: 179 Member
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    I haven't lost anything yet (kind of a newbie still and been kinda lazy) so I still need to lose an elephant's heart!

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