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My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

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  • snarky
    snarky Posts: 262 Member
    LOVE it!

    a cinder block! figures it might be something architectural!
  • sdgirl22
    sdgirl22 Posts: 225 Member
    I've lost a head, and currently on my way to losing a two year old. LMAO!!!
  • blindedbysilence
    blindedbysilence Posts: 3 Member
    I've lost an Irish Setter.
  • mielikkibz
    mielikkibz Posts: 552 Member
    lol, this is hysterical

    i've lost a cat LOL
  • SweatinSammie
    SweatinSammie Posts: 126
    LOVE this post!! I've lost an average 2 year old, and have another 2 year old to lose :) HALFWAY!
  • amycal
    amycal Posts: 646 Member
    LOL too funny

    I have lost a sperm whale's brain (but thankfully not my own ;-) and would like to lose an elephant's heart (at least)!
  • frgqween
    frgqween Posts: 2 Member
    My goal is no no longer 50lbs more....it's 1 small bale of hay! (lol-kinda sounds better than 50lbs of fat!)

    Thanx for the list!:laugh:
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  • mlally1014
    mlally1014 Posts: 119 Member
    Time to get that 2 year old off my back!
  • Randee75
    Randee75 Posts: 234
    LOL love this post too funny..........I have lost a house cat!!
  • shirtswiththumbholes
    shirtswiththumbholes Posts: 179 Member
    I haven't lost anything yet (kind of a newbie still and been kinda lazy) so I still need to lose an elephant's heart!
  • Fgillies
    Fgillies Posts: 194
    I've lost (111lbs) the average amount of red meat americans eat every year, and i have about (23lbs) the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year, to go!

    haha great thread :)
  • Abednos
    Abednos Posts: 20 Member
    I have to lose a mid-size microwave :D
  • healthyjen342
    healthyjen342 Posts: 1,435 Member
    LOL...too funny.
  • mightymaiden
    mightymaiden Posts: 63 Member
    I have the Worlds largest ball of tape to loose
  • sars_68
    sars_68 Posts: 308 Member
    Cool!!

    I've lost a Bald Eagle! :laugh:
  • EmilyJ1979
    EmilyJ1979 Posts: 144 Member
    I've lost an average housecat :)
  • ♥jewelchristian♥
    ♥jewelchristian♥ Posts: 3,666 Member
    Uh oh! I lost the elephant penis! :sad: :cry:

    I've lost a sperm whale's brain!!
  • CB117
    CB117 Posts: 2 Member
    LOL at the title - not so funning I gotta loose - a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg - just joined yesterday and reading motivation pages all v. positive! Good luck all
  • sunbeam11
    sunbeam11 Posts: 67
    Oh this is funny and a bit shocking when you look at it that way (in terms of comparison.) I've got to lose somewhere between a 2 month old horse and a set of Encyclopedia Brittanica. So far I've tossed a housecat. :laugh:
  • lynn12
    lynn12 Posts: 87 Member
    Lol, to funny, I have lost = a human head.
  • newmeat30
    newmeat30 Posts: 818 Member
    I lost an average newborn. I did report it to the police, but I hope to never see that baby again. :laugh:

    Now the goal is to get rid of the 2 year old that I've got hanging around. Man...once I get rid of that one, you might see me on the news.
  • KoriBarry
    KoriBarry Posts: 28 Member
    Oh sad! I need to lose the World’s Largest Ball of Tape. HOWEVER....I've lost the weight of our skin?! EW!
  • RainyAM
    RainyAM Posts: 18 Member
    Just joined - ideally would like to lose an average 2 year old child! We'll see how it goes. Well done to everyone so far!
  • MemphisMarly
    MemphisMarly Posts: 215
    I've lost an elephant's heart, a guinea pig and a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts! :tongue:

    My current goal is to lose a bald eagle and some baby back ribs.
  • 1southernchick
    1southernchick Posts: 301 Member
    What a great list! I've lost a '2 year old"
  • mkwood10
    mkwood10 Posts: 428
    I've lost a a Chihuahua and still need to lose about an average house cat! :laugh: These comparisons are great!!
  • rulerbreaker
    rulerbreaker Posts: 8
    So far I've gotten rid of my extra head but still need to get rid of the 2 month old horse.
  • melzteach
    melzteach Posts: 550 Member
    I've lost an ostrich egg so far but ultimately a human leg.
  • kaymd
    kaymd Posts: 470 Member
    One more pound and I have lost an elephant penis...lol! I love this :smile:
  • shawnae2
    shawnae2 Posts: 105
    LOVE IT!!

    I have lost a human sking but I need to lose a 2 month old horse
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