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My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

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  • TheNewJessieMae
    TheNewJessieMae Posts: 767
    I've lost a sperm whales Brain, but all together I need to lose the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year!!!!!!! wow!
  • Erica9903
    Erica9903 Posts: 156
    I've lost just over a sperm whale's brain :happy: and still have an elephant penis to go, :cry:

    YIKES!!!
  • gunny34
    gunny34 Posts: 68
    lol.. so far I've lost human skin! GROSS! lol
  • debskeff
    debskeff Posts: 6
    I need to lose a gold brick !!! story of my life lol losing money elephant penis sounded much better!!
  • louramaille
    louramaille Posts: 43
    fats and oils an average American eats in a year - Here i go!!
  • kristinwalker
    kristinwalker Posts: 100 Member
    This is hilarious, but saying I want to lose a small bale of hay doesn't sound so great to me ... hmmm need a new and fun 50lb goal!
  • girlofsun26
    girlofsun26 Posts: 140 Member
    OMG this is hilarious!! What a funny way to put it! I"ve lost human skin!!
  • tinboy
    tinboy Posts: 121 Member
    I've lost a human's skin but am aiming for a 2-year old.

    :laugh:

    Me, Too!!
  • Dhinkson
    Dhinkson Posts: 28 Member
    Love that list! lol. I need to lose the elephants heart!!
  • tinboy
    tinboy Posts: 121 Member
    This is hilarious, but saying I want to lose a small bale of hay doesn't sound so great to me ... hmmm need a new and fun 50lb goal!

    If you've ever had to move bales of hay, this would sound like plenty!!!
  • tummymummy
    tummymummy Posts: 97
    Brilliant - 4 human brains or a bald eagle here :)
  • shellywoodworth
    shellywoodworth Posts: 75 Member
    I lost a 2 year old child and I need to lose another 2 year old child.
  • nanberube
    nanberube Posts: 112 Member
    I've lost a dozen eggs, and still have a newborn calf to go.
  • karilynn27
    karilynn27 Posts: 190 Member
    bump
  • JenniferAutumn
    JenniferAutumn Posts: 228 Member
    So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay

    OMG- Every post you write cracks me up. =)
  • kevinwisbith
    kevinwisbith Posts: 1
    I need to gain a bald eagle.
  • lradloff
    lradloff Posts: 59 Member
    bump
  • marenbobarren
    marenbobarren Posts: 12
    Lost an ostrich egg so far but still have just under a newborn calf to go...
  • shanhawk
    shanhawk Posts: 44
    Thanks for the post...I love this spin on things. I'm 1 pound away from losing 10 dozen large eggs. Now...its just a 5 gallon bottle of water and I'm set!
  • MOMvsFOOD
    MOMvsFOOD Posts: 654 Member
    Ive lost a human head but need to lose a bale of hay
  • MOMvsFOOD
    MOMvsFOOD Posts: 654 Member
    Ive lost a human head but need to lose a bale of hay
  • curleesam
    curleesam Posts: 462 Member
    bump

    ps I have 2lbs to lose the elephants penis...
  • cng1117
    cng1117 Posts: 225 Member
    Since joining mfp i've lost a years worth of chemicals, total I've lost a cheese. My ultimate goal is to have lost somewhere between the entire oxford dictionary or the average man. :happy:
  • lisarea425
    lisarea425 Posts: 21 Member
    Bump... Love it!
  • SlimJacqui
    SlimJacqui Posts: 29
    I need to lose a Sperm Whale Brain, maybe thats why it so hard to do,
  • FK1983
    FK1983 Posts: 186 Member
    I've lost an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”), if you see her gimme a shout please, she keeps wondering off! :laugh:

    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
  • sculptandtone
    sculptandtone Posts: 300 Member
    I need to lose a small bail of hay! How did that happen? I keep picturing a hay bail in a field. am I THAT huge?
  • Sheila_KI
    Sheila_KI Posts: 206 Member
    Lost an American Eagle.....working towards the small bale of hay
  • gagirl89
    gagirl89 Posts: 26 Member
    goodness.... I still have to lose the entire oxford english dictionary!!!
  • Pseudocyber
    Pseudocyber Posts: 312 Member
    I've lost an average human leg, fortunately, not mine, Thank God. I'm looking to lose the average meat an American eats in a year - interesting, since I'm trying to avoid meat and focus on fruit/veggies/nuts.
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