Ask binary_jester anything

binary_jester
binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
edited September 25 in Chit-Chat
Yep...anything. Bored at work. You might get a real answer or a sarcastic answer...or most likely a mix of both. I will do my best to answer all the questions.
Of course this could end up like...koda.gif
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  • mistydawn76
    mistydawn76 Posts: 21 Member
    Are you growing a hump like a camel? Because I cant even keep up with half of your water intake! LOL Good Morning Buddy!:drinker:
  • HeatherShrinking
    HeatherShrinking Posts: 776 Member
    Pretend you were invited to a "dress as an inanimate object" costume party. What would your costume be?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Are you growing a hump like a camel? Because I cant even keep up with half of your water intake! LOL Good Morning Buddy!:drinker:
    My plentiful trips to the bathroom keep the hump at bay.
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
    How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    Am I wrong to assume that you would find the the Beautiful Woman Award that I bestowed upon you to be funny? :tongue:
    i figure you are secure in your humor and manhood that you would think it an honor!

    [Hope no offense was taken. You can give this bird a charlie horse if you didn't think that was funny!]
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    what we'd all really like to know:

    is "pootang" one word, or is it hyphenated?
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    Is there a better TV show than Modern Family?
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    Do you watch "Sister Wives?"
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Pretend you were invited to a "dress as an inanimate object" costume party. What would your costume be?
    I had to think about this one. I'd like to design a costume that looks like a sick computer...thus being a computer virus
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    is it true that you are two jester orbiting around a common center of mass? If so are you the primary or secondary jester?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Typing this sentence hurt my brain greatly.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Am I wrong to assume that you would find the the Beautiful Woman Award that I bestowed upon you to be funny? :tongue:
    i figure you are secure in your humor and manhood that you would think it an honor!

    [Hope no offense was taken. You can give this bird a charlie horse if you didn't think that was funny!]
    Honestly I forgot to reply. I would happily accept the award because I look STUNNING in pumps.
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    Can you say the word boner without getting a smile?? Say it out loud. It's just fun!
  • Kristy1214
    Kristy1214 Posts: 198
    Am I wrong to assume that you would find the the Beautiful Woman Award that I bestowed upon you to be funny? :tongue:
    i figure you are secure in your humor and manhood that you would think it an honor!

    [Hope no offense was taken. You can give this bird a charlie horse if you didn't think that was funny!]
    Honestly I forgot to reply. I would happily accept the award because I look STUNNING in pumps.
    LOVE
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    Am I wrong to assume that you would find the the Beautiful Woman Award that I bestowed upon you to be funny? :tongue:
    i figure you are secure in your humor and manhood that you would think it an honor!

    [Hope no offense was taken. You can give this bird a charlie horse if you didn't think that was funny!]
    Honestly I forgot to reply. I would happily accept the award because I look STUNNING in pumps.

    PHEW :smile:
    Was worried you thought I was commenting on the size of your man card. But please don't ruin Ginny's shoes!!!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    what we'd all really like to know:

    is "pootang" one word, or is it hyphenated?
    Shockingly there is little information on this. I would go this way. Since just recently the standard for "email" was to remove the hyphen (we all held a moment of silence), I say we stay ahead of the curve and go with pootang (sic). Personally I always thought it was "poontang", but I refuse to google that at work in fear of the results.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Is there a better TV show than Modern Family?
    I might put Big bang Theory just a smidge higher, but geeks are my peeps, so I am prejudice.
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
    What is a poo poo platter?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Do you watch "Sister Wives?"
    No...is it porn?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    is it true that you are two jester orbiting around a common center of mass? If so are you the primary or secondary jester?
    Depends on which personality is dominant. Worse is, both think they are teh funny and always fight for the spotlight.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Can you say the word boner without getting a smile?? Say it out loud. It's just fun!
    No. Just like saying the word hump...which is a favorite word of mine (activity too).
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
    Can you say the word boner without getting a smile?? Say it out loud. It's just fun!


    I just tried it.....I can't either
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    What is a poo poo platter?
    Part deux from 2 Girls and a Cup? WARNING...if you are not familiar with that, do NOT google. I will not be responsible for the mental bleach you will need after viewing that!
  • KristenAnn711
    KristenAnn711 Posts: 783
    Should you poo where you eat?
  • plagirl227
    plagirl227 Posts: 134
    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, how many pickled pepers did Peter Piper pick?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Should you poo where you eat?
    After snorting water because of the 6 replies that popped into my head (all of which would be me either banned or have this thread disappeared)...lets just say the amount of e coli you can find in tossed salad may show it is not a good idea.
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    What is your favorite TV show?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Would you advocate assholism to be dispensed, at will, to the world?
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    Do you watch "Sister Wives?"
    No...is it porn?
    :laugh:
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
    Should you poo where you eat?
    After snorting water because of the 6 replies that popped into my head (all of which would be me either banned or have this thread disappeared)...lets just say the amount of e coli you can find in tossed salad may show it is not a good idea.

    Are you talking about an actual tossed salad or something prison folks do for fun? lol
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