craziest thing you have witness your neighbor do?

My husband happened to come upon one of our old neighbors at WalMart. The neighbor was pacing around the electronics department and generally creeping customers out. The guy stopped pacing, shoved his hand down the back of his pants, then ripped it out and gave it a big sniff. Then he went over to the CDs and started riffling through them. If you don't yet purchase all your music digitally, I suggest now would be a good time to switch.

Bring a prostitute home and then 10 minutes later he escorted back to wherever he found her.:huh:

break into the house to confront his wife and her lover

Putting on his sprinklers while it was currently raining!

Pissing by my door

AmandaNicole412 wrote: »

Hang himself

I had a neighbor commit double murder suicide on his family, came quite as a shock to everyone in my building and the community considering that they were active. (I didn't find out what happened until a police officer knocked on my door.)

One year someone dumped a bag of used cat litter from a few stories up in the next building over taking out a windshield. (I heard about this from my landlord at the time, he was asking me if I saw anything that day.)

A few years back one of the neighbors down the street was killed. Suspect he was a drug dealer. My co-worker said that all sorts of people visited him throughout the day and night. At the time my ex-co-worker and I lived on opposite sides of the same block.

At my dads house, when new neighbors just moved in they were attempting to break the sound barrier and the house is in the country or it seemed like it. They would have parties every weekend and were very loud. Sound carries for miles. They settled down when they had kids.

I knew someone who had a crazy neighbor, he actually admitted to following my car around for half the day. I mean it was actually disturbing and chilling.

A couple of years ago I was walking by a house when some guy yells at me to get a life. He lived a good seven minute walk down the road and I have absolutely no idea who this man is.

lol. these are awesome. and, i think i'm the crazy neighbor. i overheard one neighbor tell another that i'm really weird and never talk to anyone.

Drinking a 6-pack of 20-ounce beers one after the other in the yard late at night, then dancing around holding his lit cell phone in one hand and lit cigarette in the other, twirling around waving his arms in circles, then peeing on a tree, talking to the tree, then walking off where I couldn't see him anymore. Guy's spent some serious time in the State Hospital, and I wish they'd just keep him in there. If I get started on the strangest things I've been told by others that this guy has done, I'd be here all day. Psycho freak.

I have to admit...these had me spitting coffee onto my desk they were so funny. I don't have a funny one...but the weirdest would happen to be when my my boyhood friend and neighbor (he was about 13 at the time) was crouched down outside his house looking into the basement window of his OWN house which was outside my bedroom window. I looked out and it looked like he was picking weeds or something. I went out to say hello only to notice as I got closer that he was "pleasuring" himself while watching something in the basement. Turns out his older brother was "pleasuring" himself in the basement while watching a porno movie and he wouldn't let my friend watch. When he realized I knew what he was doing, he jumped up and tried to zip himself up quickly. NOT a good idea in the state his little friend was in and he ended up screaming in pain as he zipped his manhood up in his pants. I couldn't stop laughing but did feel bad for him as it took us about 10 minutes to veeeeerrrryyyyyy slowly dislodge the zipper before his Mom found out. Two things that made it even stranger/funnier - first is that to this day he still is pissed at me for interrupting before he "finished" - second, turns out his older sister was watching him/us the whole time from her upstairs window. Good times, good times.....

Crazy 50-yo neighbor that lives with his mother in a Norman Bates-esq type of situation next door sings to his *kitten* dog in the scariest voice you will ever hear. It will haunt my dreams for eternity.

my neighbors are boring..I watched Father Clark our catholic priest that lives across the street run over my garbage can with is rv then drive off! lol...

let their kids pick flowers from my garden... and then cry because they had thorns stuck in their hands

askeates wrote: »

The next road over is an older woman that just retired last year. She has decided her new job is to be the caretaker of all the wild cats in our neighborhood..... She has created a cooler city for the cats in her front yard (have ya ever heard of taking the styrafoam coolers, turn them upside down, cut a door out, and then you have an instant cat/small dog house)..... If it was 1 or 2 during the winter it may not seem so strange.... but we are talking year round cooler city! Rows and rows!

I laughed so hard.

A few years back we moved into a duplex so we could do some renovations on our house. We were there two days and there was a big Police raid on the place next door and the tenant ran out the back door and was chased by the police!

Recently our neighbors across the street were sitting in the driveway of their million-dollar home in cheap circa-1970s woven lawn chairs, drinking wine out of red Solo cups while their toddlers splashed in a little plastic wading pool (they have a big fancy pool and spa in their backyard).

When we used to live in NYC we loved to watch "The Neighbor Channel." You see all sorts of interesting things in tightly spaced apartment buildings. People seldom close their blinds.