Why did the person above you dump you?

khambo49 · October 2014

Her dog told her to

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2014

I wouldn't believe him when he told me that Dogs can speak and he understands them!

Spnneil06 · October 2014

She doesn't believe I can talk to dogs! Missed you face around here!

winf · October 2014

I wasn't rough enough for her

FabulousFantasticFifty · October 2014

mneil02 wrote: »

She doesn't believe I can talk to dogs! Missed you face around here!

Aww...Thanks Darlin!

Missed You too! Was out of town celebrating two family B-days up at a Casino for two days. I definitely Have waaay more fun hangin with Ya'll then I had there! $:\$

@winf- I was apparently to Freaky!!!

territhefrog · October 2014

She said I had cooties.

steveashley1969 · October 2014

Can you believe this frog blamed me for its warts?

staceybradleywells · October 2014

I couldn't handle the warts

khambo49 · October 2014

She's out my league

assthetik · October 2014

she wanted a 69 but i wanted a 63 with 2 midgets

Spnneil06 · October 2014

He was into midgets!

staceybradleywells · October 2014

she kept looking for midgets. I know I'm tall but didn't think I was to tall for you

Spnneil06 · October 2014

She was too tall...lol

Groovyca2022 · October 2014

Standing next to him...I was too fat!

Spnneil06 · October 2014

She always was saying she is fat, but she looks beautiful!

SwedishSarah · October 2014

I wasn't in her league, and she didn't think my personality was good enough either.

sparkynazca · October 2014

I kept spending all of our money on my nerd gaming habits.

Spnneil06 · October 2014

I got mad when they were gaming cause I wanted to snuggle and watch netflix!

saggyandbaggy · October 2014

they turned out to be allergic to catnip and hairballs

sparkynazca · October 2014

They couldn't handle my obsessive need to categorize my sock drawer by color and saturation from light to dark.

Why did the person above you dump you?

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