Why did the person above you dump you?

because I had no idea what 'Bama fan' was

I didn't mind the left feet, it was the two right arms that threw me off!

lol, I put finger prints on his binoculars

She wanted flowers and a weekend in Paris, but I gave her binoculars

I never knew what she wanted. Does any man know what a woman really wants?

I sneezed on the pizza one too many times.

because I sent her a friend request

I wouldn't play parcheesi

I sunk his battleship

I like to leave the electric blanket on during cold winter nights.