Why did the person above you dump you?

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abuck_13 Posts: 382 Member

October 2014

she didn't like that I was a 'Bama fan

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staceybradleywells Posts: 331 Member

October 2014

because I had no idea what 'Bama fan' was

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abuck_13 Posts: 382 Member

October 2014

Because I have two left feet when it comes to dancing

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Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

October 2014

I didn't mind the left feet, it was the two right arms that threw me off!

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jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member

October 2014

She found my stash of magic wands and ropes and threw me out.

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johnmurphymfp Posts: 2,590 Member

October 2014

lol, I put finger prints on his binoculars

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Lian98 Posts: 275 Member

October 2014 edited October 2014

He wanted someone who had binoculars.

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jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member

October 2014

She wanted flowers and a weekend in Paris, but I gave her binoculars

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Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

October 2014

He wouldn't buy me flowers!

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jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member

October 2014

I never knew what she wanted. Does any man know what a woman really wants?

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ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member

October 2014

I could never remember which pizza toppings he liked and which he didn't.

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territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member

October 2014

I sneezed on the pizza one too many times.

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PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member

October 2014

Bc of my knee sock fetish, it was just too much...

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winf Posts: 764 Member

October 2014

because I sent her a friend request

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PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member

October 2014

Lmao, bc I accepted the request

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nmcrosier Posts: 268 Member

October 2014

I wouldn't play parcheesi

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TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member

October 2014

Because I wouldn't play BattleShip

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Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member

October 2014

I sunk his battleship

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N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member

October 2014

She learned I really couldn't ice skate.

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libbydoodle11 Posts: 1,351 Member

October 2014

I like to leave the electric blanket on during cold winter nights.

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PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member

October 2014

Because I always unplug the blanket and turn the fan on...

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harrybeanbag666 Posts: 140

October 2014

Because I complained about the menopause

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PixTheCupCakeDestroyer Posts: 442 Member

October 2014

Bc I'm entirely to young for menopause...

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TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member

October 2014

Because I wouldn't fold and put away her clothes.

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N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member

October 2014

I still haven't solved that mystery.

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FayeandBo Posts: 46

October 2014

Because I solved the mystery

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assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member

October 2014

she wanted us to take it slow and i told her my balls were as blue as her hair

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N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member

October 2014

He said I was too demanding in bed.

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Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member

October 2014

assthetik wrote: »

she wanted us to take it slow and i told her my balls were as blue as her hair

lmao..or your shirt!...

I ♥ donuts and refuse to buy them by the dozen. It was a huge temptation for him.

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

October 2014

I flaunted my Chocolate glazed donuts at her but wouldn't share!

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