Why did the person above you dump you?
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            Bc I licked all the chocolate donuts when she wasn't looking.....0
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            she found out i had spit on them earlier so no one would even go near them0
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            I wanted to go see The Jersey boys musical and he told me he doesn't do musicals
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            i'd get carried away and start crying during musicals. It was so embarrassing for her0
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            I always make him cry when I'm up on stage!0
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            she stage dived right onto me and i broke 3 ribs0
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            he couldn't understand that I loved the stage.0
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            loved the spotlight! Never let me shine!0
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            He was always wrong about everything! It hurt his feelings!0
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            i gained 10 pounds during Christmas week and soft belly was a deal breaker for her0
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            She Insisted on a morning Bourbon shot and I preferred Coffee!
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            bc i made her cry when i told her i hate lipstick0
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            I always found a football in our bed!
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            Secretly married someone else0
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            i always compared her to my ex's0
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            I wouldn't wear wigs to bed!0
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            she said I have a blonde fetish!0
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            I told her I preferred her before!0
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            she found out that i had worn expired condoms on our first night together0
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            I used their contacts to decorate my jean jacket because my Bedazzler broke!0
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            She was ok with me sleep walking but then it got worse and i started sleep streaking0
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            He didn't like when I video taped his sleep streaking0
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            I posted the video on the internet, made millions and didn't share.0
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            I found some disturbing videos hiding in her bedside drawer!
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            She didn't have an open mind about my video collection
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            I preferred old school VHS over dvd…said I was too retro0
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            She would not keep my Betmax tapes0
 
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