Mangle a Song Lyric

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  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    edited November 2014
    ...a bunch of pot holes because the city is too cheap to fix them.

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ......I could never give something blue to the Bride

    We're up all night to get................
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    ...hot Krispy Kreme donuts!

    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta...
  • sljohnson1207
    sljohnson1207 Posts: 818 Member
    get in my Benz

    Beelzebub has a ...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    ...a lacy set of lingerie to feel pretty wearing.

    I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you....
  • ...fart in the wind and it smells like cherry cola

    Now I need to know is this real love or is it...
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    just a rash

    If loving you is wrong.....
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    it's most likely because it's illegal

    If I never feel you...
  • Tbaby1514
    Tbaby1514 Posts: 216 Member
    fart on my leg while we're sleeping again


    In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent
  • shutch2112
    shutch2112 Posts: 236 Member
    to buy you a MLP huggie blanket

    Just a hunk, a hunk of burning....
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    edited November 2014
    zebra flesh.

    Once thew a party in the.. .. .

  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    she does evade the truth though.

    I have nothing,nothing,nothing, if I don't have...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    tonight's winning Lotto numbers.

    In the still of the night...
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    I want to cover my husbands face with a pillow so he stops snoring.

    Find another cause she.....
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    edited November 2014
    ...Is flakey and probably steals *kitten* out of your garage

    Kneel down ye sinners to streetwise religion...
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    ... Oh crap did I just kneel on a pigeon.

    Two turntables and a...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    receipt from Goodwill.

    Oops, I did it again, I...
  • bleachgurl_bbt
    bleachgurl_bbt Posts: 3 Member
    . . .I gave a spoiler for your favourite show

    "Because you know Im all about . . . . . "
  • kidnapped your cat.

    It's a love story, baby just say...
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    you'll iron my uniform and make my morning cuppa.

    Workin' 9 to 5, it's a .......
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Lonely life as a tollbooth operator.

    Do you wanna build a..........
  • ChatxNoir
    ChatxNoir Posts: 1 Member
    bearville.

    Out on the edge of...
  • shutch2112
    shutch2112 Posts: 236 Member
    bunch of half drunk solo cups of beer. (I love that song, btw. <3)

    No, you never said a word, you never......
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
    ... told me you had a dryer lint collection.

    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you...
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    place a bet against me.

    It's a small,small....
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    price to pay to be able to go to the zoo anytime I want and be able to play with the chimps because they've accepted me as one of their own.

    One burbon, One scotch....
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    ...and one hell of a hangover tomorrow

    Little Willie Willie won't go...
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    just isn't enough so pass me a bottle of brandy and order in a kebab.

    Do you know where you're...
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    Fitbit is at?

    Imagine there's no ....
  • shutch2112
    shutch2112 Posts: 236 Member
    calories~ It's easy if you try~

    If our love's insanity why are you my....
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