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Mangle a Song Lyric
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...a bunch of pot holes because the city is too cheap to fix them.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking...0 -
......I could never give something blue to the Bride
We're up all night to get................0 -
...hot Krispy Kreme donuts!
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta...0 -
get in my Benz
Beelzebub has a ...0 -
...a lacy set of lingerie to feel pretty wearing.
I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you....0 -
...fart in the wind and it smells like cherry cola
Now I need to know is this real love or is it...0 -
just a rash
If loving you is wrong.....0 -
it's most likely because it's illegal
If I never feel you...0 -
fart on my leg while we're sleeping again
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent0 -
to buy you a MLP huggie blanket
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning....0 -
zebra flesh.
Once thew a party in the.. .. .
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she does evade the truth though.
I have nothing,nothing,nothing, if I don't have...0 -
tonight's winning Lotto numbers.
In the still of the night...0 -
I want to cover my husbands face with a pillow so he stops snoring.
Find another cause she.....0 -
...Is flakey and probably steals *kitten* out of your garage
Kneel down ye sinners to streetwise religion...0 -
... Oh crap did I just kneel on a pigeon.
Two turntables and a...0 -
receipt from Goodwill.
Oops, I did it again, I...0 -
. . .I gave a spoiler for your favourite show
"Because you know Im all about . . . . . "0 -
kidnapped your cat.
It's a love story, baby just say...0 -
you'll iron my uniform and make my morning cuppa.
Workin' 9 to 5, it's a .......0 -
Lonely life as a tollbooth operator.
Do you wanna build a..........0 -
bearville.
Out on the edge of...0 -
bunch of half drunk solo cups of beer. (I love that song, btw.
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No, you never said a word, you never......0 -
... told me you had a dryer lint collection.
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you...0 -
place a bet against me.
It's a small,small....0 -
price to pay to be able to go to the zoo anytime I want and be able to play with the chimps because they've accepted me as one of their own.
One burbon, One scotch....0 -
...and one hell of a hangover tomorrow
Little Willie Willie won't go...0 -
just isn't enough so pass me a bottle of brandy and order in a kebab.
Do you know where you're...0 -
Fitbit is at?
Imagine there's no ....0 -
calories~ It's easy if you try~
If our love's insanity why are you my....0
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