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    Mangle a Song Lyric

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    • Posts: 7,000 Member
      edited November 2014
      ...a bunch of pot holes because the city is too cheap to fix them.

      At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking...
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      ......I could never give something blue to the Bride

      We're up all night to get................
    • Posts: 790 Member
      ...hot Krispy Kreme donuts!

      If you wanna be my lover, you gotta...
    • Posts: 818 Member
      get in my Benz

      Beelzebub has a ...
    • Posts: 7,000 Member
      ...a lacy set of lingerie to feel pretty wearing.

      I met her in a club down in old Soho, where you....
    • Posts: 12
      ...fart in the wind and it smells like cherry cola

      Now I need to know is this real love or is it...
    • Posts: 2,654 Member
      just a rash

      If loving you is wrong.....
    • Posts: 12,618 Member
      it's most likely because it's illegal

      If I never feel you...
    • Posts: 216 Member
      fart on my leg while we're sleeping again


      In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent
    • Posts: 236 Member
      to buy you a MLP huggie blanket

      Just a hunk, a hunk of burning....
    • Posts: 1,069 Member
      edited November 2014
      zebra flesh.

      Once thew a party in the.. .. .

    • Posts: 12,618 Member
      she does evade the truth though.

      I have nothing,nothing,nothing, if I don't have...
    • Posts: 790 Member
      tonight's winning Lotto numbers.

      In the still of the night...
    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      I want to cover my husbands face with a pillow so he stops snoring.

      Find another cause she.....
    • Posts: 1,148 Member
      edited November 2014
      ...Is flakey and probably steals *kitten* out of your garage

      Kneel down ye sinners to streetwise religion...
    • Posts: 1,179 Member
      ... Oh crap did I just kneel on a pigeon.

      Two turntables and a...
    • Posts: 790 Member
      receipt from Goodwill.

      Oops, I did it again, I...
    • Posts: 3 Member
      . . .I gave a spoiler for your favourite show

      "Because you know Im all about . . . . . "
    • Posts: 2
      kidnapped your cat.

      It's a love story, baby just say...
    • Posts: 12,618 Member
      you'll iron my uniform and make my morning cuppa.

      Workin' 9 to 5, it's a .......
    • Posts: 2,654 Member
      Lonely life as a tollbooth operator.

      Do you wanna build a..........
    • Posts: 1 Member
      bearville.

      Out on the edge of...
    • Posts: 236 Member
      bunch of half drunk solo cups of beer. (I love that song, btw. <3)

      No, you never said a word, you never......
    • Posts: 1,179 Member
      ... told me you had a dryer lint collection.

      I'm a loser baby, so why don't you...
    • Posts: 12,618 Member
      place a bet against me.

      It's a small,small....
    • Posts: 1,148 Member
      price to pay to be able to go to the zoo anytime I want and be able to play with the chimps because they've accepted me as one of their own.

      One burbon, One scotch....
    • Posts: 650 Member
      ...and one hell of a hangover tomorrow

      Little Willie Willie won't go...
    • Posts: 12,618 Member
      just isn't enough so pass me a bottle of brandy and order in a kebab.

      Do you know where you're...
    • Posts: 650 Member
      Fitbit is at?

      Imagine there's no ....
    • Posts: 236 Member
      calories~ It's easy if you try~

      If our love's insanity why are you my....
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