Why did the person above you dump you?

I wouldn't go to his parents house for dinner!

Didn't like when I said "Ribbit"!

He learned the only food I could prepare was popcorn and protein powder added to Greek yogurt . . he started sneeking to the drive up window food joints and one day never came back.

Lost interest. You're not a *kitten*.

Caught me wearing her clothes

I dried her cashmere sweater in the dryer, high heat too.

Said Uno.was too hard to learn

I wouldn't put out