Why did the person above you dump you?
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            Sporks too much.0
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            Misunderstood when I told her that I liked to Spoon!0
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            I didn't spoon Her.0
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            I drive him crazy with l/c questions0
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            I "borrowed" her lipstick0
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            I didn't like having to.have the.turtle in bed with us0
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            Wasn't an animal lover! 0 0
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            I couldn't keep up with her workout routine0
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            Thought I was nothin' but a gold digger, cause he thought I ain't messing with no broke..0
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            I liked ice0
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            I liked to be warm and it melted the ice!0
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            He is addicted to pornos!!!!0
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            She had a problem with my porno collection
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            I donated his collection to David Duchovny!0
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            I took her heels from her. She got so mad.0
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            I stole her fingernail polish.0
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            I bite her tongue0
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            I wasn't kinky enough.0
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            she wanted edible Paleo panties but i got her regular ones0
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            He didn't enjoy my cooking. 0 0
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            i kept commenting on the clothes he wore 0 0
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            Because I couldn't swim!0
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            Because i told her i had a pool0
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            I told him his pool was not deep enough.0
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            I was appalled by her style of Dirty talk! 0 0
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            because I washed my socks....as she cooked soup0
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            I told him If he wanted someone to Iron his shirt to hired a maid... I do not Iron lol0
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            I Hired a Maid and she got mad because I would no longer wear a sexy Maid's outfit!0
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