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Why did the person above you dump you?
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My snake ate the rest of her mice0
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I turned his Snake into some Fabulous shoes!0
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I tried to free her snake boots back into the wild.0
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she let my fish go, on the kitchen floor. She didn't get why they died.0
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We went out to a karaoke place, I refused to sing duet.0
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^ loathe it ..
My sins were fewer than he expected of me.0 -
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TastesLikeBurning wrote: »
You know I watch no TV unless I like it .. that ..not!
He said I wasn't bad enough.0 -
Because I called her a Prude!0
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Because I refused one sexual act all of the sudden I'm a prude?? Sorry I'm allergic to bear fur!0
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cause I can rhyme better than she can.0
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Because I told him I had no time to listen to him rhyme all the time!0
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I was selfish with my candy
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stole all her gummy bears. (but was still willing to share some with her)0
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Cos i turned his bed sheets blue
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Because I said "Eeek!" every time they were around!0
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She didn't like that I wore her shoes all the time.0
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Because she shared her booty every HD with another.0
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Cricket1171 wrote: »She didn't like that I wore her shoes all the time.
Ya, that, I stretched them out my feet are still hurting0 -
I was always sharing her Risqué photos!0
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She was never a fan of any photo I took for her.0
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I never wanted to send her naked pictures of myself0
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She shared her nudes with others, never me.
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She accused me of sending nudes to others0
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Couldn't keep my hands off her butt.0
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I was too wild for him0
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La_Malfaisante wrote: »I was too wild for him
Pretty sure that's not the case!0 -
I was too tame0
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Not hardly too lame - she was too young!0
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