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Mangle a Song Lyric

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  • eastjc
    eastjc Posts: 32 Member
    little anorexics

    o/~ I finally found the love...
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    of a lifetime, but he's serving 15 to life.

    Nock, nock, nocking on ....
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    snow in snow shoes.

    Pain, with out love. Pain, I can't get enough...
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Prison gate.

    My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the.....
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    appocalypse

    Annie's 12 years old and tomorrow she'll be a ....
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    teenager.

    I keep a close watch on this...
  • kpop82
    kpop82 Posts: 139 Member
    savings account my aunt set up for me when I was a child.

    Shot through the heart..
  • brucewayne48910
    brucewayne48910 Posts: 54 Member
    with your bad aim!

    Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    ..how about calling an ambulance or something instead of taking videos of me dying here.

    Look at me, I'm as helpless as a....
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    man in a lingerie shop.

    Help me I'm all out of lies and ways to say .....
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    ...I don't want to go to the opera

    I want a little sugar in my...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    sugar-free Coke, because splenda will give me cancer.

    Turn down for:
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    the 275th time. No matter how much you stalk me on MFP, I won't date you!

    If I could save time in a bottle,
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    ...I would put a cork in it and toss it out to sea!

    I've been through the desert on a ....
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    .......a Moose who was lame

    Turn the .....around, love to hear........................
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    Turn the dog around, love to hear him yapping.

    King tut, how'd you get so.....
  • happysquidmuffin
    happysquidmuffin Posts: 651 Member
    dead?

    We're doing down, down in a ....
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    tounge?

    It's the eye of the tiger. It's the cream of the....

    ((yep...I'm necromancing this thread, darn it))
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    donut.

    It' the beautiful things.....
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    that make me have to pee

    Gold on the ...
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    anterior teeth just looks tacky.

    My love is your love and your love is.....
  • is nonexistent

    Goodness gracious, great balls
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    need to be washed reguarly.

    Some people wait a lifetime for ...
  • a good spanking

    Its a long way to the top if you
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    happen to have vertigo.

    Do you know where you're...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    .... chance her Because she was a Witch and made electric shoot out from our butt and hips

    Everything is ......................... in it's own way, Like the ...................., or a .............-covered winter's day.
    Everybody's ...................................in their own way..
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    broken down old jalopy.

    We are family. I've got all my....
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    much needed alcohol to deal with them.

    If you go down to the woods today...
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    a game of Scrabble but I'm terrible with those speech thingymejigs.

    Do you know where your...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    car keys are?

    Get up, stand up, stand up for...
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