Why did the person above you dump you?
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Because she was just using me to get closer to Spnneil06, her true love0
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My lingerie was too spendy.
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She insisted on showing off her lingerie... to the paperboy!0
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because I told him Santa wasn't real.0
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Because he thought I was a "her"0
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I broke his leg when I sat on his lap.0
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I kept pming her daily to please flip her picture the right side up. Eventually, she put an e-straining order on me, but I know how to evade that ;o0
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I kept stealing her eggo waffles0
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I didn't make the coffee.
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I kept harping her to put clothes on when we go out in public and she kept refusing0
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because I ate the last snickers ice cream bar.0
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He kept screaming "Oh Tara" In bed and my name is Tori... lol0
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OnceBitt2xshy34 wrote: »He kept screaming "Oh Tara" In bed and my name is Tori... lol
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She kept yelling at me to scream her name no matter where we are0 -
OnceBitt2xshy34 wrote: »He kept screaming "Oh Tara" In bed and my name is Tori... lol
LMAO - haha
She kept yelling at me to scream her name no matter where we are
LMAO haha
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I used her toothbrush on my dog.0
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found out I was a dog-1
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cause they dont like ladies0
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She was mad cause I won't play the bigspoon.0
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Because I asked to be the little spoon once0
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because I kept referring to him as "Mr. Clean"0
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wore the same briefs 5 days in a row and then turned them inside out to wear.them for.another 5 days0
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He didn't like that I wanted to be in his selfie.0
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my back isn't as awesome as hers0
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Because he was confused by simple directions...0
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Because I didn't bring her enough flowers0
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Wouldn't take a shower after muddin'0
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was always suggestively dropping and picking up soap in the shower0
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He didn't like me eating cookies0
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I ate all the cookies0
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