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    Banned phrases for 2015

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    • Posts: 790 Member
      middlehaitch wrote: »
      Mindful/mindfulness.

      Lol, that's something I'll always keep. It's my mantra that keeps me in check.

    • Posts: 92 Member
      "I binged last night! Now what?!"
      "Everybody is trying to sabotage me!"
      "thigh gap"
      "crack gap"
      "I need more friends to keep me accountable because I can't do this myself"
    • Posts: 29,136 Member
      "sugar is addictive as heroin"
    • Posts: 3,358 Member
      edited December 2014
      "I'm trying to loose weight"
    • Posts: 254 Member
      williams969 wrote: »
      "I can't afford to eat healthy/health food is SO expensive". This gets me every time. Rubbish--just eat LESS than you used to; that always costs less money.

      Agreed!
    • Posts: 88 Member
      Lets go to McDonalds.
    • Posts: 455 Member
      Well, the OP suggested "Dr. Oz said..." and while I mostly agree I would like to suggest an exception for when that phrase is followed by "the dumbest thing about..." - because I really like to read when people are making fun of something ridiculous that Dr. Oz said. Because he is ridiculous.
    • Posts: 1,351 Member
      any good diets out there?
    • Posts: 88 Member
      Cherimoose wrote: »
      "detox"

      "jump-start metabolism"

      "white food"

      "eat clean"

      "tone"

      "recomp"

      "Dr. Oz said.."


      What else..? B)

      I'm going on a detox to jump-start my metabolism through eating clean white food. This will help me recomp my life and tone up because Do.Oz said.
    • Posts: 5,481 Member
      If I eat 10 calories over my daily calories, will I gain a pound?" saw that the other day, LOL
    • Posts: 4,334 Member
      nzMattO wrote: »
      show previous quotes

      I'm going on a detox to jump-start my metabolism through eating clean white food. This will help me recomp my life and tone up because Do.Oz said.

      I feel like that was a really well written mad lib haha.
    • Posts: 35 Member
      threefancy35 wrote: »
      "journey" and "lifestyle change". So cliche.
      THIS^^^ Omg, I am so sick of this one
    • Posts: 1,351 Member
      i've hit a plateau



    • Posts: 892 Member
      edited December 2014
      SABOTAGE: Can we all just agree to say "I don't have self-control so I'm going to blame someone else." ?
    • Posts: 386 Member
      cincysweetheart wrote: »
      SABOTAGE: Can we all just agree to say "I don't have self-control so I'm going to blame someone else." ?

      hahahaha
    • Posts: 29,136 Member
      nzMattO wrote: »
      Lets go to McDonalds.

      why not?
    • Posts: 19,251 Member
      lemurcat12 wrote: »
      Once upon a time I saw a play about scientists researching menstruation (not the weirdest play I've seen, or even close) and the program had a bunch of euphemisms used in various times and places. My favorites were "the English have arrived" and "there are Communists in the funhouse." (TOM requires less explanation, though.)

      LOL!
    • Posts: 19,251 Member
      LiminalAscendance wrote: »
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      You're "faceless," also.

      Yes, and so am I. I'm not too concerned about losing any credibility on these boards, merely due to the fact that I decide not to show my abs.

      Well said.
    • Posts: 4,926 Member
      Iwishyouwell wrote: »
      Can we please, please do "banned posters" next?

      Pretty please?
      :D

      And 'communists in the funhouse'-- too funny.
    • Posts: 5,132 Member
      nzMattO wrote: »
      Lets go to McDonalds.

      I went last night. The double quarter pounder with cheese fit nicely into my daily macros.

      The free large fry they gave me for being so slow, however...put me 300 or so calories over my limit. Will I gain five pounds???
    • Posts: 5,132 Member
      yourradimradletshug wrote: »
      Paleo
      Crossfit
      And my brother and his friends says this and I have no effing clue what it means but they keep saying brotien. Quite annoying -_-

      I've never heard of brotein...but I like it! I will now define it as taking a buddy to chipotle. Or perhaps it could describe post-workout steaks shared with a friend, as well.
    • Posts: 2,942 Member
      edited December 2014
      • vegetarian for weight loss Stop.
      • addicted to ___________ Unless __________ is an addictive drug, stop.
    • Posts: 844 Member
      the only thing I can't stand is when someone,not necessarily on here, but in general, asks how you lost the weight when they realize you look a lot different. I want to sarcastically say I punched it in the face and it ran away.
    • Posts: 5,132 Member
      higgins8283801 wrote: »
      the only thing I can't stand is when someone,not necessarily on here, but in general, asks how you lost the weight when they realize you look a lot different. I want to sarcastically say I punched it in the face and it ran away.

      Lol, I vote yes for punching fat in the face!
    • Posts: 199 Member
      "cheat day"

      I love being mindful though, not banning that one!
    • Posts: 70 Member
      "___ is the devil" is a really good one.
      I do disagree with a lot of these though, ESPECIALLY the one about people being "back on MFP". Just because someone doesn't do it first time around doesn't mean they don't deserve to be back here again having another try!
    • Posts: 127 Member
      "am I eating enough?"
    • Posts: 443 Member
      Real women have.... (this needs to go.) We're all real women.
    • Posts: 975 Member
      middlehaitch wrote: »
      Mindful/mindfulness.

      Well that's only becuase you know nothing about it. Mindfulness is not going away, i can assure you of that.

    • Posts: 975 Member
      Mycophilia wrote: »
      "Diet"

      It's a lifestyle change people! Not a temporary endeavor.


      Sigh!, a diet can be a lifestyle, it doesn't have to be temporary. Look up diet in the dictionary!

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