We broke up because...
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@Paws0412 She kept wanting to share all the ladies.0
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He had a fear of fire...1
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He wanted a harem1
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@francesmarieg we still have a dancing date, I listened!!1
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I refused to sleep on the bed and would always crawl under. They used my mouth as a slipper by accident once and that wasn't pretty :(0
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Wooo hooo!!!: )@francesmarieg we still have a dancing date, I listened!!
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She WAS the boogeyman0
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She didnt like my dancing2
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he took selfies... while on the toilet!0
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He was a job. I was a hobby.1
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she didnt like the fact i was saving money using the sink and not flushing (wasting water)0
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She grew senile and inserted her dentures into the WRONG set of lips. PAINFUL!!!!0
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dude looked too much like wwe undertaker0
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Sometimes he wore my panties...0
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my bad, i asked first0
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Hahahahaha!0
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She liked cartoon erotica0
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and you wore my boxers!! i got shafted here0
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The stars just didn't align for us.0
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She hated that I had better hair than she did0
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He threw away my smurf slippers.0
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She insisted on wearing smurf slippers.0
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He drank the last of my wine0
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She whistled the theme from THE SMURFS during coitus0
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Hes was a *kitten* *kitten*
Ooops I meant too nice for me0 -
she couldn't stand the smell of coffee.0
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her muffin tops became the whole muffin0
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She drank all of MY coffee : )1
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