We broke up because...
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assthetikk wrote: »she broke it off when i suggested hymen reconstruction surgery
you're only jealous because mine is neater than yours
because she's in love with my ex
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Because she only showered on Saturdays.0
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because she stole my puppy0
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because she was grooming the puppy for the dog fighting ring0
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Because I decided I liked men ;-) x0
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Because she's a liar0
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I kept waking up to her bench pressing me
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Because he did not want to share his funny Vintage T-Shirts!0
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She stole all my dresses and then gave them to zitrael!
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Her underpanties wouldn't fit me.0
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She would never let me be the naughty teacher during role play.0
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she ate junk food
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He stole my coconut oil.1
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He shamed me for eating a cookie0
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refused to give me her batman T-shirt0
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She was dancing with other people too often0
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Wanted me to quit my career as a Prima Ballerina!0
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She thought she was a ballerina. Looked like Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura. I was embarrassed.0
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