We broke up because...
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wouldnt buy any more blue pills0
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he had a model train set!0
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He needed the Blue pills!0
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made me meet her ex to learn and write down what she liked in bed0
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Got mad when I took the blue pills0
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As the blue pills didnt work0
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Wouldn't name our dog Morpheus0
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liked to slap me and call me bubba0
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Was far too adventurous for me0
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Didnt want to be my submissive0
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Since when?0
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likes to get off subject0
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sometimes i wanted to be the dominatrix0
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kept changing her mind and didnt listen
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set my lawn on fire
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Wouldnt dress in a sexy cos0
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I was apparently to hot too handle!
That was too late, damn!!
Hated my clothes!
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Didnt let me play outside!0
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kept talking about her experience with hemorrhoids on our first date0
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Collects rain water0
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Didnt want to know about my hemorrhoids on our 1st date!!0
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doesn't like to play in the rain water0
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Had a weird obsession with Acid rain!0
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had a wardrobe malfunction everytime my younger brother came to visit0
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had a super hot younger brother lol0
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ooo he had a younger brother0
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craved younger.. much younger boys0
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keep staring down when talking to me...my eyes are further up0
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Insisted on always showing her clevage0
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he son was better in bed......0
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