We broke up because...

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  MathDonkey Posts: 519 Member

  January 2015

  Never stopped complaining about his job as a kindergarden teacher

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  tabata_king Posts: 423 Member

  January 2015

  Wont stop playing with my pocket protector

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  Sweetsluv Posts: 2,260 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  Never believed me when I said he was the man

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  makelarmr Posts: 78 Member

  January 2015

  Couldn't bring my fantasies to life in the bed room

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  My_Mind_Is_My_Cage Posts: 1,344 Member

  January 2015

  She kept saying "li-berry" instead of "library," anathema to a bibliophile!

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  DammitErika Posts: 27 Member

  January 2015

  All I wanted was a Pepsi, and he wouldn't give it to me.

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  needernt Posts: 675 Member

  January 2015

  I was working for Pepsi, but we broke up because she always bully me.

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  DammitErika Posts: 27 Member

  January 2015

  JUST A PEPSI.

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  Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member

  January 2015

  She wanted world peace and was into tree hugging

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  tabata_king Posts: 423 Member

  January 2015

  She wont keep her shirt on

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  assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member

  January 2015

  i just gave rachel a friendly spank and he flipped out

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  CooperSprings Posts: 754 Member

  January 2015

  He liked the mirror too much.

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  Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member

  January 2015

  He always corrected my spelling in public

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  assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member

  January 2015

  we fought over who had more creepier stalkers on mfp

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  tabata_king Posts: 423 Member

  January 2015

  assthetikk wrote: »

  i just gave rachel a friendly spank and he flipped out

  
  Nah broski. Were secure in our relatioship..our being you and I. ♥♡♥

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  JoeC0838 Posts: 80 Member

  January 2015

  He was a nymphomaniac... couldnt get enough.

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  Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member

  January 2015

  He couldn't keep up

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  SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member

  January 2015

  She was always craving jaunts down the Dirt Road, but I wanted to eat Milky Ways at least half the time :^\

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  SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member

  January 2015

  She was always craving jaunts down the Dirt Road, but I wanted to eat Milky Ways at least half the time 8^\

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  uask4itdave Posts: 5 Member

  January 2015

  I just wasn't a fan.

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  Sweetsluv Posts: 2,260 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  SHe refused to help me out when I got hot.
  

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  assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member

  January 2015

  liked to get way too rough and ended up breaking half the furniture in my place

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  Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member

  January 2015

  He broke my bed

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  darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  She didn't understand the difference between an ADA and a Jarvis.

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  kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member

  January 2015

  Wouldn't stop wearing dresses!

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  joek030 Posts: 3,808 Member

  January 2015

  She was to hot for me!

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  47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member

  January 2015

  He thought he was SO hot.

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  She wanted a man

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  47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member

  January 2015

  She had too many other interests.

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  joek030 Posts: 3,808 Member

  January 2015

  She had to much life experience

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