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she took me for a ride... on a horse.... I fell off...... she laughed
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wouldnt have sex with me when i told her i was hung like a horse...said it brought back bad memories0
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Bad Memories! ;p0
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She couldn't remember me0
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she wouldn't let me eat cake
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she ate all the cake0
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She wanted Ella's cake and to eat it too!
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she gave her my cake 0
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... And all the rum balls too!Cricket1171 wrote: »she ate all the cake
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rum truffles yum!!
he said he was going for milk.,.....0 -
She was trying to have me committed!0
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she ran at me with a SPORK!0
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She went to the legislation to have this new law passed!0
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lol ^^
she refused to give me her spork, so I swapped it with a spoon ( much safer )
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Her ability to find the perfect meme for every situation was just too freaky.0
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because I didn't know what a meme is? 0
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Because who doesn't know what a meme is!?!?0
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Because she wouldn't help me get abs like hers! (She didnt want the competition!)
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She didn't like my gun collection
![:\](https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
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It would scare the hell out of me every time I accidently said the word of the day
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He kept thinking his chair talked to him0
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Every time I'd pick up my "medical" Marijuana it would mysteriously disappear!0
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She was so stingy with her weed 0
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She hated the way I rolled.0
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YA,like I'd break up with her.0
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She wouldn't let go of her previous girlfriend! 0
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she wouldn't stop going on about how her previous girlfriends previous girlfriend.. that she was still in love with her previous girlfriend0
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She was stuck in girlfriendception.0
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