We broke up because...
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I confused his Guatamalaness with Guacamoleness!0
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got fired from his job and wanted me to be his sugar momma.0
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Denied me of my lifelong dream of having a sugar mama0
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I offered to be his suga mama and he said no.0
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Had a clown shoe fetish0
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I wasn't very good in math0
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Was only with me for my Money and not my Body!
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She didn't want to make babies
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she wore me out, again and again0
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He couldn't hang in the gym0
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All he wanted to do was hang at the gym0
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He wanted Darkhawk to work out without his pants! 0
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I found a body in her shed 0_o0
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She got too excited after seeing my body...0
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he was just too out of my league I'm just too ordinary for him 0
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He mislead me by posting Manu Bennet's Body0
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She thought she was too good for me.0
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she kept borrowing my razors 0_o0
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So she never shaved Oo0
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She was too critical of herself0
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He wanted an exclusive relationship...0
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She thought she knew what I wanted, but was always wrong0
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She wanted to play around but didn't like when I did0
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I knew what he wanted, he just didnt accept that!0
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I kept hearing "Compton" each time I they would say condom.0
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she was out of my league0
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We played in different Bowling Leagues, too much competition!
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she played for the other team!0
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Everything was a competition0
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Hey! I was a Free Agent!!!0
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