We broke up because...
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he took better selfies than me0
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His standards were too high0
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we wanted to explore being strait0
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He kept asking me to "99" with him.....Still not sure what that is0
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She was behind on the slang...0
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She kept saying words like "twerk" Fleek" "Fo Sho" "YOLO" and "Hatar"0
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he didn't like my cute names for his body parts0
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She was afraid to use the actual terms.0
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her nickname for my parts was "tiny"
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He's only in it for the hookups brah0
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he lied and told me it was tiny0
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She kissed her mother with that mouth...0
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He didn't like that I was a hit it and quit it type!0
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She was a hit and quit and I waned to keep hittin it0
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She used me!!!0
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He complained about being used, but then complained about not being used, too.... so confusing.0
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he used all my lotion0
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She had *kitten* lotion and I got an Indian burn on my "football"0
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He had an Indian burn. Eww.0
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We couldn't be intimate because of his burn, I need it every night.0
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She wasn't compassionate.0
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She was too impatient0
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He took forever to do anything, I was kept waiting for hours while he trimmed his facial hair JUST right!0
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She wanted everything on HER time.0
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She considered 5 minutes "hours"!!!
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He had no sense of time, in bed who thought we were there hours when it was 5 minutes, when he's getting ready he thought 2 hours was 5 minutes!0
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